celebacy and intelligence (or lack of thereof)

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:46 pm

i've noticed an interesting correlation between whether or not i wank the night before an exam and my mark. my marks are a lot better if i dont wank the night before an exam. my thinking is more clear the next day and i remember things much better. i guess george castanza had a point eh

tomorrow i have a calculus III exam and i hope i can withstand the urge to wank.

Post by **Survivor** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:48 pm

Indeed, now where do we file this

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:49 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:50 pm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:51 pm

thanks

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:53 pm

Anyone that says they scrolled through all those pics of georgie without whipping it out half way down is a god damn liar.
You'll be seeing that bald head in your dreams

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:08 pm

And not to be a buzz kill, but you can't wank all you want - celibacy is "Abstinence from sexual intercourse..."

Celibacy is a choice in life style. If you're a guy and the only reason keeping you from fucking is because you haven't met a chick dumb enough to let you get your dick wet...you're just a virgin who analyzes touching himself way too much.