What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

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Nothin'. You already told her twice.
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According to recent information, Michael Jackson's estate, Neverland Ranch, has been put up for sale.
Apparently the property is over 15 years old, and he's just lost all interest...
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Post by phantasmagoria »

wb :>
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Post by CrinklyArse »

<3
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Re: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

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CrinklyArse wrote:Nothin'. You already told her twice.
3rd time a charm?
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3rd times the ER.
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Lesson learned.
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Post by Survivor »

Bugger's back
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Post by LawL »

Why do women get their period?









Because they deserve it.
Thick, solid and tight in all the right places.
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