Date Rape

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:59 pm

I'm still fucked up.

I can type over 100 words a minute sober (nerd comments commence) and it's 11:41 AM, I'm curious how long it'll take me to type this post.

I think the girl I went on a date with tried to date rape me. We went to bar and I only had a few beers. After we left the bar my memory goes to shit. I can't remember anything after the bar. Which is weird because I only had 4 beers and we shared a plate of steak fries between us so I was eating too.
I went to go take a piss after the 3rd beer and I think she must have something in my drink.

I don't remember anything after the bar. Fast forward to an hour or so ago, I woke up in the same clothes in my bed. I woke up sweating, so I stripped down to my boxers and set my room to 50 degrees. I should have been freezing, but I couldn't go back to sleep, I was sweating a lot to the point of leaving spots on my bed sheets.

I got out of bed and went to my shower, I set as cold as it can go and just sat at the bottom of the shower letting the cold water hit me - trying to get my head straight and remember some shit last night but I just can't.

I got out of my shower and tried to make myself puke in the toilet with the old trigger finger trick, thinking it might make me feel better. But my body is so fucked up right now I couldn't do it. I couldn't gag. My finger just hit the back of my throat.

Is there anyway for me to see if I have drugs in my system without going to see a doctor? Any home methods or signs of tell?

I'm fucked up but don't need to make intentional typos to convince you. I'm hungry. I'm going to go to the store and buy two 1-litre mountain dews and some food. Bye. It's 11:59 AM

Post by **JulesWinnfield** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:04 pm

Could be food poisoning.

If you're even remotely serious though. I'd go to a doctor. If you don't know what you did the night before, having a doctors testimony would help should something come back to haunt you.

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:05 pm

She probably set you up for her brother to have his way with you. How's your o-ring feel?

Post by **4days** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:21 pm

how does date rape come into this?

you might just've caught some sort of lurgey, or food poisoning like jules said.

the blackout part sounds odd, but if you were delirious from the lurgey and even a little drunk that could explain it.

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:39 pm

u wish

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:07 pm

you're being set up to be the fall guy for the murder of the vice-president's brother. better shave your head now, and get it over with

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:10 pm

seremtan wrote: better shave your head now, and get it over with

And his o-ring. Bubba might not like a fuzzy fuckhole.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:31 pm

heh, you woke up with a condom stuck up your arse didnt you

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:31 pm

losCHUNK wrote:heh, you woke up with a condom stuck up your arse didnt you

That's the part he's not telling.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:51 pm

SERIOUS BUSINESS

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:17 pm

riddla wrote:Here's an idea - ask the chick what happened. durrrrrr

I'm sure she'll give a full confession with details.

Post by **l0g1c** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:47 am

How can he ask...if he can not speak?

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 1:48 am

l0g1c wrote:How can he ask...if he can not speak?

Neo was date raped with the red pill.

Post by **busetibi** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 3:16 am

you went out on a date, so i take it you must fancy her, and if she asked you to screw her you would (at the drop of a hat

)
so it makes no sense her drugging you, to date rape you.
i would ring her and explain that you felt ill etc, just in case she got sick when she got home and believes you tried to do the same to her that you think she did to you :icon26:

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:23 am

l0g1c wrote:How can he ask...if he can not speak?

u fucker scared me for a sec there