Year 2012 Mayan calendar end of time stuff

Post by **ToxicBug** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:44 pm

Its bullshit, right?

http://www.google.ca/search?q=2012+end+ ... S:official

Post by **Survivor** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:47 pm

Does it matter?

Post by **brisk** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:48 pm

Survivor wrote:Does it matter?

It does if they're right.

Post by **Survivor** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:52 pm

If they're right, can we change it? No.
Thus it doesn't matter and we should have a jolly good time untill it happens.

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:55 pm

ToxicBug wrote:Its bullshit, right?

http://www.google.ca/search?q=2012+end+ ... S:official

I dunno, lemme hop in my timemachine and see if it's bullshit or not, kk?

Post by **Foo** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:56 pm

Ah, but if they're right and there's no avoiding it, then I want to cash my chips in before the end. Might as well get the mileage, eh?

Post by **Pext** » Mon May 15, 2006 10:57 pm

have you read the article? it's not about the end of the time... it's about good astronomers.

[edit]nm... i was not getting it...

Post by **dzjepp** » Mon May 15, 2006 11:06 pm

Foo wrote:Ah, but if they're right and there's no avoiding it, then I want to cash my chips in before the end. Might as well get the mileage, eh?

Sure thing bob, whatdoyagot?

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Post by **eepberries** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:19 am

The Venus Transit will trigger the demise of the 5th Sun and set the stage for the next cycle, the 6th Sun. That is the physical side of the Maya 5th Sun forecast. Unlike many predictions this one is built into the Maya calendar and it can be verified with some historical research. Is the world going to end in a violent crescendo of natural disasters and impacts from cosmic objects? I do not think that is likely nor is it what the Maya predicted.

However, a prolonged period of change is on the horizon that will be ushered in by the 2004 – 2012 ‘passage’. It will culminate in the galactic alignment and complete the precessional cycle at that point.

This is the jist of the article. If this were in fact true, then I guess about the most of what we'll see is a stockpile of hurricanes and other natural "disasters". It's kind of odd reading this really, since we have had a pretty sharp increase in natural activity in the past few years. It would be cool if this stuff was true because then we'd know it would be over by 2012. It would be amazing if all of the Mayan's predictions were right, because that would mean they had an absolutely incredible understanding of how the solar system interacts and how it affects Earth as a whole, an understanding that we obviously aren't even close to.

But of course they were all probably just high on something and having amazing trips :icon30:

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:23 am

it's not bullshit.

also

back and to the left

Post by **dzjepp** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:28 am

eepberries wrote:
The Venus Transit will trigger the demise of the 5th Sun and set the stage for the next cycle, the 6th Sun. That is the physical side of the Maya 5th Sun forecast. Unlike many predictions this one is built into the Maya calendar and it can be verified with some historical research. Is the world going to end in a violent crescendo of natural disasters and impacts from cosmic objects? I do not think that is likely nor is it what the Maya predicted.

However, a prolonged period of change is on the horizon that will be ushered in by the 2004 – 2012 ‘passage’. It will culminate in the galactic alignment and complete the precessional cycle at that point.
This is the jist of the article. If this were in fact true, then I guess about the most of what we'll see is a stockpile of hurricanes and other natural "disasters". It's kind of odd reading this really, since we have had a pretty sharp increase in natural activity in the past few years. It would be cool if this stuff was true because then we'd know it would be over by 2012. It would be amazing if all of the Mayan's predictions were right, because that would mean they had an absolutely incredible understanding of how the solar system interacts and how it affects Earth as a whole, an understanding that we obviously aren't even close to.

But of course they were all probably just high on something and having amazing trips :icon30:

Again we can't dismiss any of it as fact because it hasn't happened yet. Now what I was thinking, imagine if the sun just blocked out at that date, total pitch darkness. Would be fucking creepy and everyone would go into chaos. Hmmmmmm

Post by **eepberries** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:31 am

We'd freeze

Post by **dzjepp** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:32 am

Yeah but there would be mass panic for a little bit.

EDIT: But of course we would still have enough energy sources to power us until the demise

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue May 16, 2006 2:32 am

everyone would have sex with each other so i'm all for it

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:32 am

ToxicBug wrote:Its bullshit, right?

http://www.google.ca/search?q=2012+end+ ... S:official

You tell me, nostradumbass.

Post by **Tsakali_** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:11 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:everyone would have sex with each other so i'm all for it

the aliens would round up the most intelligent of the bunch and force us to mate continuously..."uses mouth spray" ohh yes!

Post by **ToxicBug** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:30 am

Tsakali_ wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:everyone would have sex with each other so i'm all for it
the aliens would round up the most intelligent of the bunch and force us to mate continuously..."uses mouth spray" ohh yes!

Are you sure you want to fuck really intelligent women?

Post by **Wizard .3** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:37 am

ToxicBug wrote:
Tsakali_ wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:everyone would have sex with each other so i'm all for it
the aliens would round up the most intelligent of the bunch and force us to mate continuously..."uses mouth spray" ohh yes!
Are you sure you want to fuck really intelligent women?

Would you prefer fucking intelligent men? :icon30:

Post by **eepberries** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:39 am

Wizard .3 wrote:Would you prefer fucking intelligent men? :icon30:

That's redundant :icon26:

Post by **DooMer** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:13 pm

The mayan "end of time" is kinda BS in itself. Its just the end of the fourth cycle. The way I see it is that they just didn't bother continuing the calender after that date. Terence Mckenna shit is interesting and worth the read, but it is junk science. Obviously.

Tue May 16, 2006 12:23 pm

It means nothing. I mean have calendar manufactures already printed up a calendar for each year untill the end of time?

Post by **Pext** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:08 pm

there is no logic in your post. you just pretend there is.

Post by **Fjoggs** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:40 pm

The world ended at Y2K.

Post by **sliver** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:19 am

Survivor wrote:If they're right, can we change it? No.
Thus it doesn't matter and we should have a jolly good time untill it happens.

what the fuck kind of logic is that? If a cataclysmic event is impossible to prevent, that makes it matter all the more. bloody hell.

Post by **dzjepp** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:26 am

[GOTH]Only if you care about surviving it[/GOTH]

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