Future alcoholic?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:10 am

As far as I know it's really only guys who browse this board. I figure drunk fucking isn't taboo subject in this environment.

Post by **LawL** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:13 am

It's not the subject, it's the content. Like the indepth details of your foreplay.

Post by **shaft** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:19 am

ctrlnuke is 19, he still feels the need to brag to anonymous people on the internet that he can drink/have sex.

OMGWTF DUDES I GOT TOTALLY WASTED AND FUCKED SOME BITCH IN THE ASS LAST NIGHT GO ME!!!!111

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:39 am

nah, I just talk like I would to any friend. I don't see the big deal.

Post by **Captain** » Mon May 22, 2006 12:47 am

I don't see a big deal either and Shaft shouldn't lick Law's ass so much or he'll get warts on his tongue.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:06 am

much better pool player after a couple

ive won games where i could barely stand. shame seeing as i cant play for shit when im sober =/

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:34 am

Foo wrote:I don't understand. Lately, I've only been able (or willing) to code when drunk. Waht's happening?

Also, it's genuinely better code =/

This has led to odd situations of going to the pub, and coming back a bit earlier than normal to do some work =/////

Sorry but, can you tell me what you mean by code?

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon May 22, 2006 1:35 am

ctrlnuke wrote:
bitWISE wrote:
Pext wrote:i'm better with the chicks if i'm drunk, lol.
Me too. Drunk sex is the best too (as long as you aren't so drunk you can't get off).
I fucking hate drunk sex, don't get me wrong, it's still fun, but I can't feel shit. I barely ever finish when I'm drunk. Drunk + Condom = No feeling. Only girls I can finish with drunk are the exciting kind...otherwise I go til I want to pass out from the combination of alcohol+excercise.
This is of course assuming you always rap it.
I've never fucked without a condom. I figure no bitch is worth my dick rotting off.

Oh yeah, I'm not as good drunk either normally cause I don't care about pleasuring the girl if it's a one night drunken fling. I tend to get impatient with foreplay when I'm wasted.

Edit: I've always gone by the rule that I'll only go down on a girl (lick/kiss the clit with two fingers in the cunt = fast orgasm) if I want her to call me another time. Most of the time I don't give a shit if they call another time. Especially while drunk.

You can get them to do some crazy shit if they're drunker than you are though

Post by **MKJ** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:26 am

ass to mouth is always a plus

Post by **duffman91** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:30 am

bitWISE wrote:
Pext wrote:i'm better with the chicks if i'm drunk, lol.
Me too. Drunk sex is the best too (as long as you aren't so drunk you can't get off).

I tend to get hornier the drunker I am. I've never experienced "whiskey dick".

Future alcoholic?

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