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Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:05 pm

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My Grandmother had Alzheimer's disease, she forgot who I was. A few days later I proceeded to have sex with her, saying we did this all the time. I felt really guilty about it for the first 5 months but I couldn't find a way to stop myself. She submitted to my every sexual fantasy untill passing away just recently.

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:05 pm

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I had sex with my cat

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:07 pm

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Im a caucasian girl of 15 and I sit in my bath and turn the pressurised shower head in it onto massage,I then let the high pressure water bounce off my clit to get me off.
When I'm doing this I imagine either being a 11 year old thai street child (prostitute) being fucked by a gang of dirty young men on holiday and dancing infront of them with my puffy little nipples and a dirty little thong on my tight ass. I then imagine each one having there way with me infront of eachother, the dirty little eleven year old prostitute, fucking my ass and fucking me everywhere. In my fantasys I also imagine them getting me off my face on heroine and other drugs so I don't know what I'm doing while they child rape and molest me between themselves while i get payed for it.
I also have a fantasy of sitting in a room lit by a red light in a thai brothel and fucking a little street girl child of 11 in the ass with a dildo on while she leans back and moans. Oh her ass would be so tight and I would make her squeal...I'm sick I mean it really gets me off I want to go to thailand and fuck a little street child now with a dildo on.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:25 pm

Which wing did you break out of?

Post by **Synergy** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:35 pm

dzjepp wrote:598036161

Im a caucasian girl of 15 and I sit in my bath and turn the pressurised shower head in it onto massage,I then let the high pressure water bounce off my clit to get me off.
When I'm doing this I imagine either being a 11 year old thai street child (prostitute) being fucked by a gang of dirty young men on holiday and dancing infront of them with my puffy little nipples and a dirty little thong on my tight ass. I then imagine each one having there way with me infront of eachother, the dirty little eleven year old prostitute, fucking my ass and fucking me everywhere. In my fantasys I also imagine them getting me off my face on heroine and other drugs so I don't know what I'm doing while they child rape and molest me between themselves while i get payed for it.
I also have a fantasy of sitting in a room lit by a red light in a thai brothel and fucking a little street girl child of 11 in the ass with a dildo on while she leans back and moans. Oh her ass would be so tight and I would make her squeal...I'm sick I mean it really gets me off I want to go to thailand and fuck a little street child now with a dildo on.

Law wrote that before he left for Thailand.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:49 pm

that's #2 on his list of 'things to do', right after 'get upset'

Post by **Captain** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:24 pm

I thought "obsess bitterly" was #1?

Post by **I cant spell u** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:41 pm

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I voted for George Bush in the last election.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:06 pm

I cant spell u wrote:979048243

I voted for George Bush in the last election.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:52 pm

I cant spell u wrote:979048243

I voted for George Bush in the last election.

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Post by **Pext** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:15 am

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I shot my friend with a pellet gun and he died from a collapsed lung. I told everyone that he shot something and it ricocheted. The next day I kind of took advantage of his sister when she was grieving.

And I don't feel bad.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:24 am

Well, you don't feel bad to me, but maybe you should get those bumps looked at.

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:53 am

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My husband doesn't know i used to be a man. I feel like i should be on Jerry Springer or something. The ironic thing is, he's one of the most homophobic people i've ever met. I wonder how he'd feel to know a guy has been sucking him off the last 8 years.

Post by **Captain** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:05 am

Holy fuck, how do you think these up?

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:07 am

http://grouphug.us/

Post by **Pext** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 1:36 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Holy fuck, how do you think these up?

Post by **SOAPboy** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:13 am

I hate 99% of humanity. Ever since I was a wee child I have been looking forward to, and hoping for, a huge catastrophic event that would wipe out mankind.

Also, I have engaged in incest, bestiality, drug use, promiscuous sex, stealing, lying, pretending to be someone that I am not, reading of other people's emails, jealousy, sabotaging other people's strives for happiness, and much more. I have, however, never cheated on anyone. I do have _some_ morals.

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:24 am

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i worry that my porn stash will be discovered

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:08 am

seremtan wrote:that's #2 on his list of 'things to do', right after 'get upset'

olo

Post by **Captain** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:48 pm

409019932 i am a 43 year old single mother. my 14 year old son uses an old tshirt that he hides under his bed to catch his sperm when he masturbates. on occasion when i know he has just done it and then leaves for school or a friends, i retrieve the shirt and lick the sperm while i masturbate. i am always digusted by this afterwords but nothing else excites me like that.

Post by **axbaby** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:38 pm

sometimes i have freinds over for a nice quiet supper ,last week was my turn.
i thought i had everything prepared but i forget one silly thing

after dinner mints

so i went to the bathroom ..brushed my teeth and scraped the goo off of the sink and served that as after dinner minths.

no one noticed thankfully and we had a grande old time

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:12 am

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I have a twin brother. Worse, hes mentally challenged. Even more worse, he's my roomate. Horrible, he likes to act like me. I invited my girlfriend over a few weeks ago and didnt tell her about my twin. I suddenly had a call from my proffesor (im in colledge by the way) that we badly had to discuss something (he thought i cheated on an important test, he graded my paper wrong). But while i was at mmy professors, my GF came over. When i got back, she was already gone. I came in side and sit down to wait for her, when my brother said "it felt good, why didn't she want to?" and of course i asked "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WHO!" and he replied, crying, "Your girlfriend " then I asked were she was and he said she ran away. I decided he didnt have the vocabulary to tell me excactly what happened. I ran into my Girlfriend the next day during biology, I went up and said "Hi, what hap-" were she then b*tch slapped me and my head hit the floor before my feet. She then , tlaking as loud as possible, screamed "I told you i didnt want it!" then ran away, it was obvious my twin raped her. When i got back to my dorm, my twin was sitting there, ready for me to lead him to his special class. I told him he had a different classroom today and we got in the car. I went to the Nevada border (I live in California) and dropped him off. H ewas eventually able to call my parents and now im facing charges of abondonment. I hate colledge.

Post by **glossy** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:39 am

Massive Quasars wrote:195839006

I have a twin brother. Worse, hes mentally challenged. Even more worse, he's my roomate. Horrible, he likes to act like me. I invited my girlfriend over a few weeks ago and didnt tell her about my twin. I suddenly had a call from my proffesor (im in colledge by the way) that we badly had to discuss something (he thought i cheated on an important test, he graded my paper wrong). But while i was at mmy professors, my GF came over. When i got back, she was already gone. I came in side and sit down to wait for her, when my brother said "it felt good, why didn't she want to?" and of course i asked "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WHO!" and he replied, crying, "Your girlfriend " then I asked were she was and he said she ran away. I decided he didnt have the vocabulary to tell me excactly what happened. I ran into my Girlfriend the next day during biology, I went up and said "Hi, what hap-" were she then b*tch slapped me and my head hit the floor before my feet. She then , tlaking as loud as possible, screamed "I told you i didnt want it!" then ran away, it was obvious my twin raped her. When i got back to my dorm, my twin was sitting there, ready for me to lead him to his special class. I told him he had a different classroom today and we got in the car. I went to the Nevada border (I live in California) and dropped him off. H ewas eventually able to call my parents and now im facing charges of abondonment. I hate colledge.

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