what dog can tell the time?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:20 pm

a watchdog!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:04 pm

Lame but at least you hit the punchline tardo.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:09 pm

that's captain tardo to you

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:10 pm

They let gay's in the military these days?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:14 pm

they always have

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:17 pm

Nope...

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:17 pm

no, really

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:19 pm

They didn't, if you were gay you were thrown out of the military, once upon a time anyway, back when men were real men.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:27 pm

not in my corps

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:28 pm

So you're not only gay but a necropheliac?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:52 pm

they don't fight back if they're dead

Post by **Underpants?** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:56 pm

Kracus wrote:They let gay's in the military these days?

of course they do, but I grinned stupidly while reading this anyway. While the new secretary walked by, who smiled back.
fuck me, she's a stunner.

too bad I'm committed to the better, but less mammaryful, woman.

Post by **spl1ff** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:22 pm

dogs can lick their testicles, both of them...having 2 testicles, and to also be able to lick them...dogs are pretty cool

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:25 pm

Underpants? wrote:
Kracus wrote:They let gay's in the military these days?
of course they do, but I grinned stupidly while reading this anyway. While the new secretary walked by, who smiled back.
fuck me, she's a stunner. too bad I'm committed to the better, but less mammaryful, woman.

Yeah I hear ya, lot of babes work round here. Get whiplash if I wasn't so fit.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:49 pm

Underpants? wrote:
Kracus wrote:They let gay's in the military these days?
of course they do, but I grinned stupidly while reading this anyway. While the new secretary walked by, who smiled back.
fuck me, she's a stunner. too bad I'm committed to the better, but less mammaryful, woman.

pics are needed

Post by **feedback** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:05 am

Post by **Captain** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:38 pm

Because Underhands is a fuckwit.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:49 pm

Kracus wrote: Get whiplash if I wasn't so fit.

ahahaha

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:59 pm

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
Kracus wrote: Get whiplash if I wasn't so fit.
ahahaha

Yeah, he does a lot of bobbing with his head. He's used to the sudden movement.