Asshole

Post by **Synergy** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:54 am

Asshole.

Post by **Grudge** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:04 am

yes, you are

Post by **Captain** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:20 am

Post by **MKJ** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:17 am

you had a moth flying in there, no?

Post by **Synergy** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:56 pm

Yeah.

I laid the deuce, then took a peak at my load --as I usually do-- but this time, something was different...

In the center of my glob of floating shit logs, a moth, frail and weak, was in plain view, flapping his wings for all that he could, in a frenzy to escape.

He must've been up there for weeks...

Post by **Captain** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:19 pm

Are you one of those 400-pound fuckers?

Post by **Synergy** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:06 pm

Fuck. No. I need to gain weight. Wanna lend me some fat?

Post by **Captain** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:28 pm

Just take the extra out of your head.

Post by **Synergy** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:10 am

Aw, what's the matter?

Don't wanna lend me some flab?

Obese fuck...

Post by **tnf** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:12 am

I need to gain some weight this summer too.
Back on a decent diet and training regime.

Post by **Synergy** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:19 am

heh, I really really need to gain weight...

Throughout the year, I had started lifting weights, not much, but just to gain a little.

I have been slacking lately and need to start again.

Post by **Captain** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:19 am

Synergy wrote:heh, I really really need to gain weight...

Throughout the year, I had started lifting weights, not much, but just to gain a little.

I have been slacking lately and need to start again.

No you don't, you're already a blimp.

Post by **Pext** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:28 am

tnf wrote:I need to gain some weight this summer too.
Back on a decent diet and training regime.

heh... me to; i'll open a thread later on in GD. it'd be nice if you could comment on my foodplan