Distorted thumb phenomenon

Post by **SplishSplash** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:43 pm

Some girls have one or two thumbs that look like they've been smashed with a hammer.

It's quite rare and I've only observed it in girls.

Anyone else noticed it?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:44 pm

stop going out with lepers

Post by **Foo** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:46 pm

S'girls that used to suck their thumbs.

Post by **Underpants?** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:54 pm

is it on one hand?
If so, then yes, foo. Brilliant observation.

If not, foo, you're a fucking worthless liar.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:05 pm

Foo wrote:S'girls that used to suck their thumbs.

:icon6: One possible explanation. Flaws:

- Doesn't explain why only girls have it.
- Don't children usually only suck on one thumb? I never did it, but I think they do.
- I don't really know how sucking on a thumb would cause such drastic deformation.

Post by **Canis** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:18 pm

Post by **Plan B** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:22 pm

I usually appraise girls by their thumb anatomy, too.

Don't care about the great tits and perfect asses, it's the thumbs I worry about.

Post by **R00k** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:34 pm

It's not just girls, lots of people have short, flat thumbs. It's just more noticeable on girls because it looks incongruent - kind of rough and mannish, IMO.

My dad's thumbs were like that, and I've seen several other guys with the same, as well as quite a few girls.

Just a recessive gene that runs in families or something, I guess? I dunno, I don't have them.

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:09 pm

I've only seen it on guys. It looks really weird because they practically have no finger nails too.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:42 pm

bitWISE wrote:I've only seen it on guys. It looks really weird because they practically have no finger nails too.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. So it does appear on guys.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:24 pm

:icon14:

Post by **bitWISE** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:30 pm

seremtan wrote::icon14:

I see what you did there

Post by **Dek** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:31 pm

check out lord of the rings and look at elijah wood's finger nails, they look like they'd hurt like a mofo

Post by **andyman** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:34 pm

I have perfect thumbs.

Post by **Foo** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:43 pm

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This took me pretty much all evening to get.