Hello everyone.

[YourGrandpa]

Xrima sounds likea Zima sippin' fag.

Quake 3's dead, move on.

[Xrima]

If you think Quake III is dead, then you are a dumbass my friend. :/

[YourGrandpa]

Still can't find a good server I see.

[ForM]

YGP speaks true. Its fuckin dead.

This forum, is its only life. Even the diehard DeFragers, have whittled down, to nothing.

[Xrima]

I was just on a Quake III server full of people, live enough to me.

[YourGrandpa]

I was just on a Quake III server full of people, live enough to me.

I'm sure there are 10 people world wide, at any given time that are playing Q3. But that doesn't negate the fact that it's dead.

Find a new game. Soon you'll be playing by yourself.

[ek]

CPL doesnt think so!

[Xrima]

Alright, look. I have been playing Quake III sense it came out, and there is no way I am going to quit playing because a winy little man thinks it is dead. I do not care if I am the only person left on earth that still plays the game, I will always play it. Quake III freakn’ rocks, and it is the best FPS I have ever played. May not have the best of graphics, but the gameplay, the speed, the little bandwidth it requires, the ultimate player VS player combat ever, far beats any of that than any other game. I like the game, and if I play until the only thing left to challenge is bots, then so be it.

[YourGrandpa]

Alright, look. I have been playing Quake III sense it came out, and there is no way I am going to quit playing because a winy little man thinks it is dead. I do not care if I am the only person left on earth that still plays the game, I will always play it. Quake III freakn’ rocks, and it is the best FPS I have ever played. May not have the best of graphics, but the gameplay, the speed, the little bandwidth it requires, the ultimate player VS player combat ever, far beats any of that than any other game. I like the game, and if I play until the only thing left to challenge is bots, then so be it.

Have fun with your corpse.

[YourGrandpa]

CPL.

[ek]

CPL.

Yes, CPL. Your24HourLanPa

[Nightshade]

Wow, Nightshade do you always come in and talk trash like that, or are you just going through a stage of PMS? Well let me clue you in on something, Xrimjob is an old name that the famous Indians once gave me, and I was chief. They called me: Chief Xrimjob of the Sleepwithyourmom tribe…

Now this may sound made up, but you can ask my good ol’ friend Ex-Chief Sucksyourmomsballs, because he was the ex-chief. HE was named that because he was caught, sucking yo… Never mind, you will understand one day young grasshopper.

You're fucking awful at this.

[Xrima]

I did not know there was a right way to be a asshole, but then again I guess you would know huh?

[LawL]

Q3 is so dead, the CPL is using it for their tourneys this year.

YourGiganticPhootinmouth.

Quick, there's a thread that needs unwarranted locking in Q3 discussion. Go make yourself feel important.

[LawL]

riddla got crushed (again).

[MKJ]

"Xrimjob"

[Xrima]

Damn Riddla, you had me fooled, I did not know you where Elmer Fudd.

[Captain]

*whimper*

[Captain]

YGP's used to it.

[seremtan]

Wow, Nightshade do you always come in and talk trash like that, or are you just going through a stage of PMS? Well let me clue you in on something, Xrimjob is an old name that the famous Indians once gave me, and I was chief. They called me: Chief Xrimjob of the Sleepwithyourmom tribe…

Now this may sound made up, but you can ask my good ol’ friend Ex-Chief Sucksyourmomsballs, because he was the ex-chief. HE was named that because he was caught, sucking yo… Never mind, you will understand one day young grasshopper.

you can't use pure concentrated mum joke in this forum. you need to dilute it first with some playground insults, or it leaves a stinky mess that's hard to clean up

[Xrima]

WTF, sounds like you are giving instructions on how to make a shit bomb or something.

[Scourge]

Mom jokes are shit bombs.

[Bdw3]

The Axe bomb:

What you need:

1 small can of Axe deodorant spray
1 Two-inch piece of sturdy tape
1 unsuspecting victim’s unlocked room

What to do:

-See that the victim is not around
-place the tape on the trigger for the Axe spray
-when ready to deploy depress the trigger and lock it down with tape
-toss can in to room, close door and walk away casually

If to be used as offensive weapon (victim in room or around):

-Toss behind heaviest piece of furniture in room
-Run
-Laugh ass off

[Xrima]

Damn, looking at the title I figured the ingredients would be something like:

1. Axe
2. Duct Tape
3. Lighter

[Bdw3]

Ah, nono, that's the Axe bombs's big brother the Axe nuke. :icon14:






(have a fire extinguisher ready)