If you happen to get in a back attack, just press L2 and F2 together to make them turn around. That'll stick a potato up their tailpipe.7zark7 wrote:2 words... preemptive strike.
North Korea will bolster its nuclear weapons.
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I am Osama Bin Laden.
I have a world-wide organization with a distinct chain of command that panders to my wishes. All acts of evil since 1993 have been my doing. Me...only me.
I used cups and string to send my orders out over the Tora Bora mountains to my minions around the world. The Northern Alliance, U.S. Military and British Military have failed to find my huge underground fortress in the mountain. (I have 20 such fortresses....they were built in one night with no chance of being reconned.) My fortresses have multiple levels and emergency exits so big you could drive a truck through them (Rumsfeld is recorded on video as saying this exact "fact" about me and my fortresses)...but nobody has managed to find them.
Strange that.
Hell...they even designed a video game (Evil Genius) based on my mountain lair and world-wide evil deeds. I'm sueing for royalties.
I cannot be stopped...because all the terrorist organizations on this planet (including those drunk Irishmen) are under my control.
I have a world-wide organization with a distinct chain of command that panders to my wishes. All acts of evil since 1993 have been my doing. Me...only me.
I used cups and string to send my orders out over the Tora Bora mountains to my minions around the world. The Northern Alliance, U.S. Military and British Military have failed to find my huge underground fortress in the mountain. (I have 20 such fortresses....they were built in one night with no chance of being reconned.) My fortresses have multiple levels and emergency exits so big you could drive a truck through them (Rumsfeld is recorded on video as saying this exact "fact" about me and my fortresses)...but nobody has managed to find them.
Strange that.
Hell...they even designed a video game (Evil Genius) based on my mountain lair and world-wide evil deeds. I'm sueing for royalties.
I cannot be stopped...because all the terrorist organizations on this planet (including those drunk Irishmen) are under my control.
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Meanwhile in Iran:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/ ... index.html
It seems Iran - along with N.Korea - is thumping it's chest at the U.S. policies of pre-emptive fuck up.
I wonder if this will steal Kim Jong Il's spotlight?
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/ ... index.html
It seems Iran - along with N.Korea - is thumping it's chest at the U.S. policies of pre-emptive fuck up.
I wonder if this will steal Kim Jong Il's spotlight?
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Meanwhile in Iraq:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/ ... index.html
Sunnis (the oppressors under Saddam's rule) attacking Shiites (the oppressed under Saddam's rule) and civilians are targeted more and more.
The Sunnis are attacking the Shiites and are being labeled "insurgents". They are labeled as "Saddam Supporters". The thing is that everybody in Iraq is labeled an insurgent at one point or another. Most that are arrested aren't connected with any terrorist group. The U.S. kills a few in street combat and tells everybody it's making progress in the War on Terror.
And then Rumsfeld visits Iraq:
I think if you smoke shitloads of weed and hold your breath long enough, you might read between the lines and see that the US is setting itself up for another round of not admitting a mistake. By allowing a civil war to occur (in a country it invaded, destablized and still occupies) they can wash their hands of it by saying "Hey...it's up to the people of Iraq to settle their own matters. They had their election...it's their problem." The problem that Dubya won't speak of is that this "civil war" in Iraq was brewing long before the US got there. Now with the western puppet (Saddam) out of the picture, these guys can start it all over again.
So you see...Star Trek was right:
The Prime Directive of Non-Interferance in other cultures might not be a bad idea.
lol
Try explaining that to a yank.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/ ... index.html
Sunnis (the oppressors under Saddam's rule) attacking Shiites (the oppressed under Saddam's rule) and civilians are targeted more and more.
The stupid thing here is that in Iraq a civil war is either already happening or is about to happen...even though Dubya won't admit it.A police official suggested the Baghdad attack was part of a plan to pit Sunnis against Shiites, possibly provoking a civil war.
The Sunnis are attacking the Shiites and are being labeled "insurgents". They are labeled as "Saddam Supporters". The thing is that everybody in Iraq is labeled an insurgent at one point or another. Most that are arrested aren't connected with any terrorist group. The U.S. kills a few in street combat and tells everybody it's making progress in the War on Terror.
And then Rumsfeld visits Iraq:
So I guess it's up to the "Real Iraqis" to take care of the "insurgents"?Meanwhile, to the north in Mosul, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld surprised U.S. troops with an unannounced visit, telling them it will be up to Iraqis to defeat the insurgents.
"You have shown that America is in fact a land of liberators, not a land of occupiers," Rumsfeld told the troops
I think if you smoke shitloads of weed and hold your breath long enough, you might read between the lines and see that the US is setting itself up for another round of not admitting a mistake. By allowing a civil war to occur (in a country it invaded, destablized and still occupies) they can wash their hands of it by saying "Hey...it's up to the people of Iraq to settle their own matters. They had their election...it's their problem." The problem that Dubya won't speak of is that this "civil war" in Iraq was brewing long before the US got there. Now with the western puppet (Saddam) out of the picture, these guys can start it all over again.
So you see...Star Trek was right:
The Prime Directive of Non-Interferance in other cultures might not be a bad idea.
lol
Try explaining that to a yank.