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Ryoki
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Post by Ryoki »

Supposing my left hand offends me and i cut it off - how then will i cut of my right hand if that starts to offend me too?
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Post by ALLiED »

That's what friends are for :icon25:
Or Punch a dog in the nuts
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Post by Grudge »

offend in every way
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MKJ
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Post by MKJ »

what if your person gets offended?
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Post by Nightshade »

Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
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Post by Grudge »

or offhanded?
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Post by Massive Quasars »

Steal something in Saudi Arabia.
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Post by MKJ »

Nightshade wrote:Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
what if his head starts to offend him?

or me for that matter :/
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Post by seremtan »

MKJ wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
what if his head starts to offend him?

or me for that matter :/
if my head started to offend me i'd just beat it with my cock until it fell off

as to the question: what happens if my cock offends me? - that situation will never arise
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you're fucking crazy.
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Post by Nightshade »

MKJ wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Simple, you just headbutt your right hand until it falls off. Christ, do I have to think of everything around here?
what if his head starts to offend him?

or me for that matter :/
FFS, do you people not know what table saws are for?
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Post by Ryoki »

You're kidding me, how am i supposed to switch the damn table saw on without my hands?
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Post by MKJ »

.. or head ?
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Post by Nightshade »

Ryoki wrote:You're kidding me, how am i supposed to switch the damn table saw on without my hands?
Duh! With your sphincter.
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Post by MKJ »

his sphincter offended people a long time ago
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Post by Captain »

Never underestimate the human wang.
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