Interns

[Ryoki]

Yeah, so we have a new one. Goddamnit, something like 90% of the things that come out of his mouth are utterly redundant. Redundant and predictable. And useless. Redundant, predictable, useless and boring. That fucking fratboy asshole. I've been contemplating setting the fuckers hair on fire, out of general principles.

I've always wondered why nature allows people like that to reach an certain age without eliminating them from the gene pool. You'd think a dumb shit like that would get run over by a bus in no time at all, but no such luck.

[4days]

new job, or is this at the magazine?

[MKJ]

thats the point of interns. they feel like theyre the bomb because they get paid for saying stupid shit, and in return you make them do shitty chores you dont want to and have them get coffee.

and indeed, started looking for a new job yet? get to it :icon10:

[Ryoki]

Old job - i'm still stuck here for slightly less than a month

[Ryoki]

and indeed, started looking for a new job yet? get to it :icon14:

I've got a few things going on, nothing i'm very excited about unfortunately.

Made an appointment with the chief guy at the magazine to talk about the possibility of doing more... that's probably the best i've done so far.

Heh.

[Grudge]

We have a new intern here too, but she's kinda funny and cute too, so I don't mind.

[Ryoki]

I'll trade ya?

[Nightshade]

looks like the intern upset guyblowki

[Ryoki]

I'm easily upset by useless swine

[Ryoki]

Update:

One of the consultants, an arrogant yet likeable fellow, has taken the little nobrainer under his wings. First assignment: fetch my camera from my car and slavishly follow me around whilst i strut through the office, taking my picture at every turn. They've been at it for some thirty minutes now, picking various backgrounds like the office plant and the coffee machine... And different positions too, like leaning against the wall versus grinning from behind a PC.

Ye gods

What's worst is that i don't think he's humiliating the fool... i rather suspect that in their minds, this is all very serious business.

Christ i want to leave this horrible place.

[MKJ]

you know it wasnt until the last few words in your first paragraph that i thought that consultant was taking the piss

jobmarket :icon10:

[YourGrandpa]

Yeah, so we have a new one. Goddamnit, something like 90% of the things that come out of his mouth are utterly redundant. Redundant and predictable. And useless. Redundant, predictable, useless and boring. That fucking fratboy asshole. I've been contemplating setting the fuckers hair on fire, out of general principles.

I've always wondered why nature allows people like that to reach an certain age without eliminating them from the gene pool. You'd think a dumb shit like that would get run over by a bus in no time at all, but no such luck.

You said redundant 3 times.

[Ryoki]

I'll come in again.

[seremtan]

[Captain]

[MKJ]

I'll come in again.

i didnt see the reference until this post actually
props