was surcrack banned?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:29 pm

nt LOL

Post by **shiv4** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:00 pm

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:01 pm

Yes HIM.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:12 pm

shiv4 wrote:no U

i see what you did there, you implied i had in fact been banned while simultaniously using a popular void quotation for a two pronged attack. i shall have to stay on my guard to defend against such brutal onslaughts in the future. you got me while my pants were down so to speak

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:15 pm

I told you not to be watching that fish porn while posting.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:17 pm

but they're oh so slippery and wet, a lady just can't contain herself when the internet provides such beauteous moving images

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:59 am

fish porn needs to be googled

Post by **Captain** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:07 am

Way ahead of you. There is a fish porn shop in Idaho.

Post by **Grudge** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:57 am

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:58 am

Post by ek » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:34 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:but they're oh so slippery and wet, a lady just can't contain herself when the internet provides such beauteous moving images

wait your a chick?

Post by ek » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:35 pm

ek wrote:
phantasmagoria wrote:but they're oh so slippery and wet, a lady just can't contain herself when the internet provides such beauteous moving images
wait your a chick?

ROFL ITS YOU'RE ROFLL OL

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:34 pm

for you i can be anything you want me to be

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:36 pm

MKJ wrote:fish porn needs to be googled

Fish porn casts sexy lure

June 13 2003
By Emma Pearson
London

Fish can be turned on by an aquatic equivalent of pornography, according to research revealed yesterday.

Swiss scientists have discovered that male sticklebacks ejaculate more sperm if first stimulated by a "soft porn" film featuring "virtual" flirting fish.

The University of Fribourg researchers believe the fish porn simulates conditions in the wild where mating male sticklebacks ejaculate more if they are threatened by other finned Romeos swimming nearby.

Stickleback mating is a cut-throat business. The male builds a nest, starts elaborately courting a female and she, when she is charmed enough, lays eggs in his nest for him to ejaculate over and fertilise.

But often other males try to fertilise the eggs as well.

Males who feel their nest is threatened ejaculate more to raise their chances of being the first to father the baby fish.

A report in New Scientist said the researchers showed 17 male sticklebacks (in separate tanks) two films using computer-animated fish: one a "sexy" courting film; the other of a male caring for his brood.

After each stickleback had watched one film for a couple of minutes, a female was put in the tank to spawn. Each fish ejaculated more sperm over the eggs if they had seen the fish "porn" film.

Post by **MKJ** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:41 pm