getting caught masterbating...

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:23 pm

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/186980585.html

hehe well i wasn't wearing a snorkle or anything but a few weeks ago my wife caught be jerking it at 2am...she freaked out but...the next day she came home from work and was a fuck machine...she made me show her how to use the newsgroups...we fucked 8 times in 4 days and she still wants more and she is cutting into my game time...wtf?.?!?11

Post by **Captain** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:42 pm

Put down the Sims, Geoof.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:49 pm

i just wanna play some games...

Post by **tnf** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:08 pm

ask reef how he keeps the women out of his life for game time...

Post by **random name** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:59 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:00 pm

that would imply they were desperately trying to get into his life, and that it was only his sexual kryptonite that was keeping them at bay

i think not

Post by **LawL** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:07 pm

Post by **Captain** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:23 pm

Law wrote:

Keep stuffing yourself and you'll be headed there in no time :icon14:

That is...if you had someone to pay for it.