I'm fucking bored...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:11 am

I hear Paris Hilton is in town at some casino. Basically everyone, EVERYONE is going to go see her or some shit. I can't be assed.

I'm doing homework, drinking beer, bored off my ass. I always advocate against drinking alone, it's fucking pathetic. I'm trying to justify it as pre-game since I have a girl bringing beer over in about an hour, but I don't even care about fucking her. A buddy already beat me to it a year ago.

Entertain me plz. I'm almost done with homework.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:13 am

OOOO AHH Livin' on a Prayer WWWHHHHOOOOAAAHH

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:13 am

Half way There

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 am

a 40 of old e and a 24 of steel is like $3 right?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 am

yeah man, and it's about the equiv. of 10 beers

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 am

haha, fuck yeah. That's what I'm taling about

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:17 am

you know how I roll

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:18 am

ctrlnuke wrote:a 40 of old e and a 24 of steel is like $3 right?

*shudders*

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:19 am

I'll buy a case of Four Oh's, call the bitches and be all "Gangsta party tonight breezy"

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:19 am

And how do you figure that equals 10 beers?

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:20 am

10 beers = 120 oz.
that crap = 64
crap = 5 beers.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:21 am

Steel Reserve is over 8 percent alcohol - around double most domestic beers. So a 24 is about 4 beers.

Olde English is 7.5% so almost double. A 40 is about equal to a 6er.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:22 am

it's a lot more fun to drink this shit. You don't get the bad taste from shots and you don't get a stomach full of liquid and the constant pisses from that much beer.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:22 am

plus $3

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:23 am

Fun = relative.

Don't drink the beers so quickly that you bloat and wizz all the time.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:23 am

balla status n*****r

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:24 am

I'm sippin' on this shit. I'm too busy having my jazz hands all over this motha fucka iBook to drink.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:25 am

and I feel like a loser for even sippin alone. But a got bitch commin in 35 mins now. With an 18 pack.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:28 am

Enough of that talk. I wanted to be entertained damnit.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:32 am

oh fuck you guys. Dance plz when I ask. I'm gonna go shower.

Post by **Sanction** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:44 am

ctrlnuke wrote:a 40 of old e and a 24 of steel is like $3 right?

Enjoy the napalm shits tomorrow

Post by **Kaz** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:52 am

ctrlnuke reminds me of the frat aliens from aqua teen

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:21 am

aw, fuck this shit. I'll let my fans in (cause let's face it, I have 'em, get me to post on the end of the thread and you'll get a shit load of views) on what happened. I got drunk, ended up not fucking her, but kissing her on the lips. I know she sucked my buddy's dick last year, fuck this shit. At least I didn't stick it in.

And a playa doesn't bother eating taco.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:22 am

btw cocks

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:23 am

shower and sleep time. I'm sober now, it's only 1:20. If a girl comes over at 9, you know she's not staying long. You don't let 'em spend the night cause you don't want other chicks down the hall noticing that shit.