straight up homie.Captain Mazda wrote:btw cocks
I'm fucking bored...
ctrlnuke, you strike me as a bit of a prick more and more often :\
Maybe it has to do with the bragging about the alcohol, i don't know...
Could be your little wisecracks about women such as
Maybe it has to do with the bragging about the alcohol, i don't know...
Could be your little wisecracks about women such as
orIf a girl comes over at 9, you know she's not staying long. You don't let 'em spend the night cause you don't want other chicks down the hall noticing that shit.
which i find to be so untrue it's almost insane!vodka is a girls drink
[size=85][color=#0080BF]io chiamo pinguini![/color][/size]
I have developed the following theory: you're young, this is your first year of not living with your parents and you've only recently lost your virginity (to either a complete fucking slut or a horribly frigid prude girl - i'm still in doubt). In any case, it would explain your confusion.
No worries though buddy, most of this is just a fase, you'll grow out of this.
No worries though buddy, most of this is just a fase, you'll grow out of this.
Speaking of wimmin on the intarweb, i've made a terrible strategic mistake this weekend and it's been haunting the fuck out of me all week.
I started talking to this pretty frail thing sitting in an obscure bar... Usually what i do is say the craziest goddamn shit to see whether someone has a sense of humour, which usually gets a startled response... sometimes they flip completely and walk away angry.
But this one actually played along... She was smart, funny, pretty. We talked about what the correct dosage of morphine to give to screaming toddlers should be, amongst other things. A girl that can discuss these things without becoming hysterical is a powerful creature – and I was properly awestruck.
She asked me for my email before she left, which i gave of course - but goddamnit, now she's in control instead of me. I offered to exchange phonenumbers, but she smiled mysteriously and said she had her reasons… So now I can't call her, email her, nothing... which may be sort of good since i can't even remember her name, but still. Shit shit shit.
My only option is to visit the same bar again this weekend & hope she’s there. Which is close to behaving a bit desperate – but i don’t care.
I started talking to this pretty frail thing sitting in an obscure bar... Usually what i do is say the craziest goddamn shit to see whether someone has a sense of humour, which usually gets a startled response... sometimes they flip completely and walk away angry.
But this one actually played along... She was smart, funny, pretty. We talked about what the correct dosage of morphine to give to screaming toddlers should be, amongst other things. A girl that can discuss these things without becoming hysterical is a powerful creature – and I was properly awestruck.
She asked me for my email before she left, which i gave of course - but goddamnit, now she's in control instead of me. I offered to exchange phonenumbers, but she smiled mysteriously and said she had her reasons… So now I can't call her, email her, nothing... which may be sort of good since i can't even remember her name, but still. Shit shit shit.
My only option is to visit the same bar again this weekend & hope she’s there. Which is close to behaving a bit desperate – but i don’t care.
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lol, I like when people try to analyze me from a few one liners meant in jest.Ryoki wrote:I have developed the following theory: you're young, this is your first year of not living with your parents and you've only recently lost your virginity (to either a complete fucking slut or a horribly frigid prude girl - i'm still in doubt). In any case, it would explain your confusion.
No worries though buddy, most of this is just a fase, you'll grow out of this.
I've already laid down the ground work, I'm living off of experience. And I've never been happier.
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Most of the shit I say requires translating. In this case, I didn't want to do anything, I had no intention of doing anything. Kissing a girl who you know sucked your friend's dick is pretty fucking rancid, even if it happened a year ago. I can't get it up from that. So that's where it ended.Memphis wrote:A few pointers..ctrlnuke wrote: I got drunk, ended up not fucking her, but kissing her on the lips. I know she sucked my buddy's dick last year, fuck this shit.
Your A-game requires drunkeness?
ON THE LIPS!? GO U
Says who? Him? And? She let you kiss her on the lips, blatently an invite to kick the back door in
If anything, I was making fun of myself for doing it, not bragging about it. I make fun of myself a lot in my posts, I think a lot of people don't catch it though and twist it.
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Let me slide in the Benz with the fished out fins
Impala Loud pipes, Drinkin that Hen
Its the birdy birdy man ill do it again
In the Cadilac truck 24's with 10's
Lookin at my Gucci its about that time
6 bad broads flyin in at 9
New suburban truck with the porno showin'
Up and down and up they go and
Bodies on the Roadster Lexus You know with that hard top
beamer
Mommy thats your truck
Im coming up the hood been lovely
New shoes on the whip and i wake up the bubbley
430 lex with convertible top
the rims keep spinnin every time i stop
I got a superman benz that i scored from shaq
With a old school Caddy with a diamond in the back
Impala Loud pipes, Drinkin that Hen
Its the birdy birdy man ill do it again
In the Cadilac truck 24's with 10's
Lookin at my Gucci its about that time
6 bad broads flyin in at 9
New suburban truck with the porno showin'
Up and down and up they go and
Bodies on the Roadster Lexus You know with that hard top
beamer
Mommy thats your truck
Im coming up the hood been lovely
New shoes on the whip and i wake up the bubbley
430 lex with convertible top
the rims keep spinnin every time i stop
I got a superman benz that i scored from shaq
With a old school Caddy with a diamond in the back
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30 August 2006
MIRACLE IS SUNK
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."
MIRACLE IS SUNK
A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.
Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.
But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.
One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.
"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.
"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."