oh my gawd

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:54 am

a girl asked me out

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:01 am

You don't need girls, you have the internet.

Post by **Captain** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:03 am

hawt?

Post by **Canidae** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:04 am

You better do the Crocodile Dundee handshake before it progresses further

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:16 am

Captain Mazda wrote:hawt?

like a dream

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:17 am

i'm freaking out

in a calm way

Post by **Scourge** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:26 am

Don't go into the light!!!

Post by **LawL** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:55 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:a girl asked me out

Did you tell her you're gay?

Post by **Captain** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:59 am

Law wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:a girl asked me out
Did you tell her you're gay?

Did you fuck off?

Post by **LawL** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:06 am

Did you become more obsessed?

Post by **Captain** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:20 am

If you weren't illiterate, you would've written a book on obsession a long time ago

Post by **LawL** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:23 am

If you weren't such a faggot, you wouldn't have caught AIDS.

Post by **YourGrandpa** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:35 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:i'm freaking out

in a calm way

Is this a first for you?

Post by **HateFactor** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:45 am

Was she blind?

:icon26:

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:50 am

Was she a fan of the Daily Show?

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:07 am

YourGrandpa wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:i'm freaking out

in a calm way

Is this a first for you?

no. i've known her for a while, saw her today and she told me she broke up with her boyfriend then she asked me to go to the symphony with her

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:09 am

HateFactor wrote:Was she blind?

:icon26:

lol that's what i was thinking

Post by **LawL** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:09 am

Tell her you don't have time, you have more important events to tend to. Like defending gay rights on the internet.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:14 am

Law used to talk about law, back before he became this Law. Sad tale really.

Post by **LawL** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:16 am

Post by **HateFactor** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:53 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:i'm freaking out

in a calm way

Is this a first for you?
no. i've known her for a while, saw her today and she told me she broke up with her boyfriend then she asked me to go to the symphony with her

I swear to Satan, the exact same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago. :icon20: We went out, messed around, but now she wants to be "alone for a while" since her ex was a total douche...Cucking funts. :icon7:

In all likelyhood you'll only end up being the rebound guy.

Post by **S@M** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:37 am

HateFactor wrote: In all likelyhood you'll only end up being the rebound guy.

I'd like to say it aint so, but it sounds sus - be careful there Brian, but the symphony sounds too good to say no to :icon32:

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:00 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:she asked me to go to the symphony with her

she's playing you

she wants you to be the instrument of her revenge on her ex

careful how you conduct yourself

etc

Post by **LawL** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:23 am

Advice on women from seniletan.

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:38 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
YourGrandpa wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:i'm freaking out

in a calm way

Is this a first for you?
...then she asked me to go to the symphony with her

And we all know what THAT means...

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