Richard Hammond nearly bit it....

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:26 pm

SplishSplash wrote:
MKJ wrote:innit

playing with the devil he is. much like irwin was
I guess people should stop doing interesting things on TV.

go invade poland

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:30 pm

Ever since my nephew married a polish woman and threw a party, i've had this theory that they don't have a lot of attractive women over there.

Post by **PhoeniX** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:03 pm

http://www.justgiving.com/PHRichardHammond?page=1

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:25 pm

That total is flying up!

Post by **brisk** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:13 pm

RRROOOAAARRR wrote:BBC saying he's "stable and improving"...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nort ... 366422.stm

If by stable you mean "brain damage", then he sure is!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nort ... 367616.stm

Post by **Captain** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:15 pm

mik0rs wrote:That total is flying up!

Aye

Post by **SplishSplash** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:26 pm

brisk wrote: If by stable you mean "brain damage", then he sure is!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nort ... 367616.stm

I can't wait to see him come back to the show as a retard.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:13 pm

Acceleration: 0 to 272mph in 6 seconds

fucking hell

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:58 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... mond22.xml

what exactly is a "good recovery" from a "serious brain injury"

poor hamster.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:43 am

Post by **Kat** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:49 am

SplishSplash wrote:can't wait to hear clarksons jokes about it XD

They have, they "want their little hamster back". He'll be running about in no time I expect.

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:09 pm

Dr_Watson wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... mond22.xml

what exactly is a "good recovery" from a "serious brain injury"

poor hamster.

I believe "serious" can refer to something as simple as extended loss of conciousness or memory. It doesn't neccessarily mean loss of cognitive function.
That said, I don't know how serious they're talking about...

Small update: Condition slightly upgraded to "stable" and he's moved out of the ICU...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nort ... 369512.stm

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:04 pm

He's gonna be the vegetable on Jeremy Clarkson's passenger seat from now on.

Oh wait...

Post by **rellort** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:42 pm

SplishSplash wrote:He's gonna be the vegetable on Jeremy Clarkson's passenger seat from now on.

Oh wait...

fuck off boring german cunt

Post by **SplishSplash** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:44 pm

too soon?

Post by **4days** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:30 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5367516.stm

..The reason for their anger was a review of the company's Mark One Vectra, in which Clarkson remained mute and drummed his fingers on the roof of the car for a full minute.

"He simply had nothing to say about it," says Mr Harvey, adding that there were many more complex reasons why the manufacturing plant was eventually shut down.

heheh

Post by **werldhed** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:41 pm

Yeah, I love how every one of those articles mentions something about the controversy behind Top Gear.

Post by **mik0rs** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:46 pm

4days wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5367516.stm

..The reason for their anger was a review of the company's Mark One Vectra, in which Clarkson remained mute and drummed his fingers on the roof of the car for a full minute.

"He simply had nothing to say about it," says Mr Harvey, adding that there were many more complex reasons why the manufacturing plant was eventually shut down.
heheh

Yeah that made me grin

Post by **Bdw3** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:57 pm

Dr_Watson wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... mond22.xml

what exactly is a "good recovery" from a "serious brain injury"

poor hamster.

heh-

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006440317,00.html

Post by **SplishSplash** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:25 pm

What kind of Bank gives a mortgage to a TV host?

They change jobs more often than their underwear.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:26 pm

Bdw3 wrote:
Dr_Watson wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... mond22.xml

what exactly is a "good recovery" from a "serious brain injury"

poor hamster.
heh-

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006440317,00.html

heh good read - i like clarkson's style

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:04 pm

The nature of Mr Hammond's brain injuries thankfully mean that functions such as speech, movement and breathing were unaffected, said Dr Freeland.

The frontal lobe is critical for more subtle functions, like personality and ability to make judgements.

that explains why hamster seems fine after his "brain injury"...
the part of his brain responsible for making judgements was rarely used. :icon26:

full story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5392296.stm

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Post by **feedback** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:32 am

rellort wrote:
SplishSplash wrote:He's gonna be the vegetable on Jeremy Clarkson's passenger seat from now on.

Oh wait...

fuck off boring german cunt

only a jew could be that upset at someone just for being german