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Post by ek »

she gets to blow your trombone?!
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Post by MKJ »

what, one without a .jpg extension?
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Re: oh my gawd

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HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:a girl asked me out
lol, first time?
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

seremtan wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:she asked me to go to the symphony with her
she's playing you

she wants you to be the instrument of her revenge on her ex

careful how you conduct yourself

etc
interesting you should say this. her ex is coowner of a bar I frequent a lot (it being easily one of the best pubs in the city, over 20 beers on tap and amazing live music almost nightly)

looks like i won't be welcome there much longer. totally worth it though, this woman is an angel.
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Post by Doombrain »

Go for it man. The best part about a woman asking the man out is it's on her to entertain. I’m not saying you should do nothing but she'll do all the prompting, it'll be easy. GET IN THERE.
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Post by Dark Metal »

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
seremtan wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:she asked me to go to the symphony with her
she's playing you

she wants you to be the instrument of her revenge on her ex

careful how you conduct yourself

etc
interesting you should say this. her ex is coowner of a bar I frequent a lot (it being easily one of the best pubs in the city, over 20 beers on tap and amazing live music almost nightly)

looks like i won't be welcome there much longer. totally worth it though, this woman is an angel.

Bar first. Don't make me kill you. I'll get you a hooker to relieve yourself, but for gods sake man, not the Cloak!
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Post by Ryoki »

Two girls asked me out last week, i had to turn one down. Haha.
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Law wrote:Advice on women from seniletan. :olo:
what a moron
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ek wrote:she gets to blow your trombone?!
does she make you horny :olo:
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Welcome to the internet: Full of homophobes and virgins
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Dark Metal wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
seremtan wrote: she's playing you

she wants you to be the instrument of her revenge on her ex

careful how you conduct yourself

etc
interesting you should say this. her ex is coowner of a bar I frequent a lot (it being easily one of the best pubs in the city, over 20 beers on tap and amazing live music almost nightly)

looks like i won't be welcome there much longer. totally worth it though, this woman is an angel.

Bar first. Don't make me kill you. I'll get you a hooker to relieve yourself, but for gods sake man, not the Cloak!
The Coke and Stagger?

And here I imagined that you had moved on to a better bar like this one and the following scenario played out:
(don't look at the image info to figure out which one)

Here is your new g/f finally telling her bar owner b/f that the baby is not his but yours ,but she hasn't told you yet about that night you passed out...

Image

Here is how he took it:

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Here is him and his buddy planning on putting a bullet in your head :icon34:

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Vancouver might be a good place to hideout...
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Post by Captain »

JB wrote:Welcome to the internet: Full of homophobes and virgins
And you just volunteered to represent both, fuckface.
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Post by LawL »

You're wrong, he didn't volunteer to represent you.
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Post by Canidae »

If the Tape Rewind Technician says its true...then he must have heard it on the internet
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Post by Captain »

Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important :olo:
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Post by Scourge »

Captain Mazda wrote:Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important :olo:
And abortions should be legal.
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Post by LawL »

Captain Mazda wrote:Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important :olo:
Camel Mazda - the official mascot of why retroactive abortions should be legal. :olo:
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Post by LawL »

scourge34 wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:Law - the official mascot of why safe sex is important :olo:
And abortions should be legal.
You could have pulled it off had you worded it like me, but you didn't have what it takes. Sorry Randy.
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Post by Scourge »

Jeez, at least try to be somewhat original. Fucking thief.
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Post by LawL »

I posted before i even saw your pathetic attempt.
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Post by Scourge »

An hour and a half later? Sure.
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Post by LawL »

I know, amazing how you could have posted an hour and a half ago and I didn't see what you had said until I came to its order in the thread. The mind boggles.
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Post by Scourge »

Yeah, amazing isn't it? How the page didn't show any more posts after his even though they were just right there underneath. Wow. I know I just stop in the middle of reading a thread to reply even before I've read the rest of it. And I never refresh a thread before replying to it even though it's hours old. Wow.
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Post by LawL »

I know, it's amazing how one stops to respond to a post they've read then continues to read the remaining posts in the thread. I can understand why you're so completely blown away.
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Post by Scourge »

You respond before reading the rest of the posts? Well, that explains a lot. :olo:
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