Tom Swifties

Post by **l0g1c** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:38 pm

I'm bored

"We're all out of water" he said, dryly.
"My tongue hurts" Tom said, under his breath.
"This jacket needs tailoring" he said, off the cuff.

Post by **l0g1c** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:40 pm

"It's not a poodle!" he barked.

Post by **l0g1c** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:41 pm

"This bread is delicious!" he said, with a wry smile.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:50 pm

"This thread is confusing!" he uttered, with a slight tinkle in his eye. Tom continued to fuck him up the ass, ever so painfully.

Post by **l0g1c** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:51 pm

"What?!" he asked, dumbfounded.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:54 pm

The blood was now flowing like wine...

Post by **l0g1c** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:03 am

I can't decide if you're trolling or don't have any idea what a Tom Swiftie is. It's a special kind of pun. Here are some simple ones:

"I like cows," Tom uttered.
"This Chardonnay is horrible!" Tom whined.
"All I have is Spades, Diamonds and Clubs" Tom said, heartlessly (saw that one on a website)

Like I said, bored.

"I wonder how a drill works," he said out of boredom.

Post by **l0g1c** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:24 am

"Close the window!" he said with a shudder.

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:50 am

"I have a massive penis," Tom said cockily.

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:52 am

"I'm thinking about tenderly licking your erect nipples," Tom said tittilatingly.

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:54 am

"That man's butt is so firm, I just want to squeeze it," Tom said asininely.

Post by **werldhed** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:56 am

C'mon, just tell me how many cucumbers you can fit up there," Tom prodded.

Post by **l0g1c** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:12 am

"Come on my face!" she said, with spunk.

"I've finished replacing your muffler," said the mechanic, exhausted.

Post by **l0g1c** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:52 am

"Hot Dogs!" exclaimed the vendor, with great fanfare.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:57 am

Post by **LawL** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:17 am

Captain Mazda wrote:

Moron.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:36 am

Tom is a massive dork

Post by ek » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:47 am

Law wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:
Moron.

lol he laughs yet he doesnt get it. haha.

Post by ek » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:47 am

ek wrote:
Law wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:
Moron.
lol he laughs yet he doesnt get it. haha.