hm, let's see, what's worse? looking a bit like sean astin or looking a lot like a greasy turnip-faced kebab holster with a fat black caterpillar crawling across its brow? it's a thorny one all right...
How about being so crushed you have to come up with completely baseless fantasies that make you look even more retarded than usual (a difficult feat in itself). Here, let me have a go at this devastating artform: