Jesus makes a zombie!

Post by **Bdw3** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:31 am

Jesus called in a loud voice, "Lazarus, come out!" The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face.

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Further proof that one day mankind will be destroyed by zombies. :icon28:

Edit: That's John 11:43, if you want to verify the zombie prophecy yourself. :icon14:

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:44 am

Oh shit!

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:12 am

that would be a mummy btw

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:55 am

You raise an interesting point. When someone is mummified, and the zombie apocalypse happens - do they transform into a zombie or a mummy?

A crossover perhaps? A Mumbie? A Zommy?

Post by **LawL** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:57 am

Ask Romero.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:02 pm

I find Romero to be a fucking faggot ever since that last disgraceful thing he did. What was it called again? Oh yes, Land of the dead.

It was absolutely terrible, and it had zombies. That is almost impossible.

Post by **4days** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:57 pm

about 20 minutes into land of the dead, i decided to pretend i was watching a tv pilot for a failed series, then it became almost okay (because it had zombies in it, and because i could be safe in the knowledge that the series was never made).

Post by **LawL** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:59 pm

Ryoki wrote:I find Romero to be a fucking faggot ever since that last disgraceful thing he did. What was it called again? Oh yes, Land of the dead.

It was absolutely terrible, and it had zombies. That is almost impossible.

I couldn't possibly agree with you more. LOTD was a bigger let down than Alien 3.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:31 pm

It's strange, because there are not many ways to go wrong with a film that features zombies. It could have been about some random old couple surprised by zombies at their saturday night bingo club, it still would have been better.

Mindboggling.

4days wrote:about 20 minutes into land of the dead, i decided to pretend i was watching a tv pilot for a failed series, then it became almost okay (because it had zombies in it, and because i could be safe in the knowledge that the series was never made).

Ah, clever.
I had to resort to engaging in conversation with the person next to me and making stupid quips to entertain myself.

Post by **l0g1c** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:28 pm

Ryoki wrote:You raise an interesting point. When someone is mummified, and the zombie apocalypse happens - do they transform into a zombie or a mummy?

A crossover perhaps? A Mumbie? A Zommy?

I'm going to be one of these for Halloween just so I can use the words "Mumbie" and "Zommy"

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:51 pm

i googled 'zombine' and all i got was this picture of kebabmutha's 'supermodel girlfriend'

Post by **Captain** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:11 pm

:olo:

Post by **a13n** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:55 am

Anyway mankind sort of made Jesus, sort of.
And there are quite a few malicious clones out there to control zombies. :icon8: :icon7: :icon6:

Post by **MaxGaMin** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:58 am

What do you mean by "mankind sort of"?

Post by **a13n** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:06 am

Well, roughtly speaking those who sold their faith to devil to change the world as they wanted to be.
As a result there are too many contradictions nowadays.
Because they try to continue to keep the situation as it is, things also continue to get worse and worse, which is so called politics. :lol:
There is no space left for true justice.
To solve this, they need to abort what they have devoured which is almost impossible. :lol:
On the other hand what can we do?
Just keep quiet to prolong lifetime.