So I

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:51 pm

had to hang out with this girl last night that I'm not interested in at all cause even though I'm an asshole, I try to avoid feeling like an asshole whenever possible.

I just met her last week and she spends way too much money on me. Like last week we went to the store to buy beer for a party and she bought all 4 18 packs even though she doesn't drink beer.

Then earlier this week we went out to dinner and some really nice Japanese restaurant where they chop and cook the food right at your table and I was drinking lots of beer and vodka martinis in addition to the expensive food and when I got up to use the bathroom she paid the bill. Then the same night she took me out to a hookah bar and spent $30 on two bowls even though she doesn't like to smoke and also paid for the 5 or 6 beers I had while smoking.

Then Thursday night she took me out to the bar and she said from the getgo it was going to be on her tab so I drank $100 worth of alcohol and blacked out.

Then she called me last night and wanted to hang out and I really didn't want to but actually felt bad about all the money she's spending on me so I convinced her to just chill with me in her house and watch movies.

Now that I did a night without her spending money on me I'm no longer obligated to hang out with her.

Post by **ForM** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:22 am

She must be .....

A) Fuggin Fuggly

and

B) A Fat Fuckin Cow

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:26 am

nah shes cute im just not into it if i didn't fall asleep every time im in her bed mayb i would have fucked around but she has a really big bed with like twenty million of those ginormous fluffy comfortable girl pillows and one of those nasa foam pad things on the bed
its like sleep central true story

Post by **Canidae** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:40 am

ForM wrote:She must be .....

A) Fuggin Fuggly

and

B) A Fat Fuckin Cow

or he's gay and dumb.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:41 am

Canidae wrote:he's gay and dumb.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:43 am

nah but rly i cant keep seeing her its 2 weird i didnt even have plans for tonight but made shit up when she invited me to a party tonight i prob will just go to a bar with a few friends i hope she meets a new guy at the party for both our sake

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:49 am

i dont mind treating a girl badly
but when shes my doormat its not that cool

Post by ek » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:37 am

if i were you, id fuck her in the ass and make her bleed.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:02 am

bleeding her out of pocket, and out of anus

there's a word for that

Post by **Canidae** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:11 am

Yeah it's "inter-dreaming"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:13 am

nah bro it'd be a dream if there was good sex.

Not someone who works 40 hours a week, goes to school on top of it, and still somehow manages to call me all the time even though I've only known her a week, she's mid 20s and I'm only 19, and she spends too much on me. That's just straight wack homie.

The reality of it is even though she kind of cute, she has one of those personalities that will just turn me cold. And there's very few girls with those kinds of personalities cause all I usually care about it sex. So it's far from a dream

And since I've only known her a week and I met her at a party, I'm hoping she kind of latches on to anyone to that's why I didn't want to go the party tonight...I hope she meets another guy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:21 am

update: Fuck. Breaking News:

I got a message way earlier tonight saying "i do not feel good so i am whining to you"

I waitied a good few hours and sent back "Sorry to hear it, but I hope you have fun at the party"

I just got "on my way home now Please be safe tonight dont want anything bad to happen to you call me tomorrow"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:21 am

I'll anonymously send her a link to this thread tomorrow. Say hi guys

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:22 am

fuck I shouldn't have posted that, I'll edit it before I do it tomorrow

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:23 am

q3w needs more irl interacting threads like these. That's why I started that text messaging thread. rl is fun

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:27 am

I'll post her reaction tomorrow. I'll just send the link on a buddy's phone. And I'll go back and edit these last few posts immediately before.

Post by **DooMer** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:47 am

Please shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:18 am

no, shut the fuck up. This is me at 4:20 in the am and this is me knocking it up a notch bitch.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:59 pm

yeah, I slept on it and decided not to be a passive agressive little bitch about it and just stop seeing her the old fashioned way*. Anti-climatic I know.

*hole in the desert

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:12 pm

why have scented candles when you can have glade scented oils

you twat