Horrible Map Competition

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:04 pm

Ok, I am going to host a HORRIBLE MAP competition, there are no rules except that the maps have to playable with quake 3 arena. NO SCREENSHOTS are allowed, this ruins the surprise upon opening. The maps must be in by 23:59 friday Central European Time(GMT+1). I will be the only judge, unless anyone else cool enough voulenteers. The worst map wins, and the maker of the map is responsible for blindness and/or brain damage contracted while playing the maps. Put your entries here. You do not need to sign up, merely send in your stuff by the end of friday.

GO MAP!

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 2:05 pm

I'll decide a prize to give out.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:31 pm

voodoochopstiks wrote:I'll decide a prize to give out.

No you won't. This was my idea. There's no deadline. And the prize is TEH MATROX MYSTIQUE OMFG ROFL LOLLERZ!!!!!!111111

Maybe.

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:56 pm

You waited too long with the topic, ass, it's mine now! Your own fault!

Post by **Pext** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:58 pm

seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:

Post by **Survivor** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:01 pm

Damn, i don't think radiant runs on this computer.

Post by **corsair** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:52 pm

dont have quake installed atm, but i guess i dont even have to test the map o_O

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:52 pm

By Friday? NM then.

Post by **StormShadow** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:23 pm

how bout a map with no spawn points

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:10 pm

Pext wrote:seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:

please, no

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:18 pm

Pext wrote:seremtan even gets slaughtered on the LEM forums :icon19:

Pext

Post by **Pext** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:40 pm

StormShadow wrote:how bout a map with no spawn points

without screens? :icon29:

Post by **SonicClang** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:35 pm

Must be playable but really bad? Wouldn't a cube qualify for this? What kind of competition is this?

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:46 pm

The objective is to produce a map that causes as much mental aggravation to the player/s as possible. You can submit a good map, but you probably won't win.

Post by **Survivor** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:51 pm

Playable is such a wide definition. I assume you must be able to spawn but anything else goes?

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:15 pm

I dunno if you have to be able to spawn, but it probably won't score very high(or low, pick your choice) if you can't spawn.

Post by **Survivor** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:33 pm

Aye, I'll map one tomorrow. Second entries allowed?

Post by **Fjoggs** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:08 pm

Anyone participating in this needs to get laid!

Post by **Wo1f** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:13 pm

*needs to get laid*

Post by **Fjoggs** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:15 pm

awww, there there. i didn't mean you

Post by **Wo1f** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:16 pm

hehe

on second thought..this friday? hmm..I was hoping to use the weekend to come up with something.

Post by **Lenard** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:29 am

That is two days...

I may actually pasricipate but I am already getting laid.

Post by **StormShadow** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:38 pm

despite getting laid 5 times a day, i may find some time to contribute something..

Post by **voodoochopstiks** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:24 pm

Fjoggs is just insulting anyone not getting laid since he got rid of his virginity this month, so he is finally able to try out those kinds of jokes

Post by **Scourge** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:25 pm

Got laid almost every day this week, but still won't be able to come up with anything by then.