Countdown to Law having sex with a woman....

Post by **shaft** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:58 pm

∞ to go......

In the last 30 days Law has posted over 3x more then me.....I guess its hard for him to stop obsessing when he is bitterly upset.

Just becasue you dont have any friends or a girlfriend, doesnt mean you have to spend your entire life inside, and no matter how much time you spend away from the sun your tan isnt going to go away, kebab breath

Post by **Doombrain** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:43 pm

Fuck man, that’s not funny. It’s not his fault he’s one ugly, fat, mono-browed cunt who’ll never get sex with a woman.

Post by **LawL** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:32 pm

The hunchback internet addict who hasn't had sex with anyone other than his uncontrollable child and the transexual moron who hangs around with a cross-eyed munter just to increase his wardroble on the cheap giving each other a reacharound. Quaint.

Post by **CitizenKane** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:33 pm

Law wrote:who hasn't had sex with anyone other than his uncontrollable child

wooooah shit hahahahah

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:03 am

Law wrote:The hunchback internet addict who hasn't had sex with anyone other than his uncontrollable child and the transexual moron who hangs around with a cross-eyed munter just to increase his wardroble on the cheap giving each other a reacharound. Quaint.

we're not interested in your other housemates, monomutha

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:25 am

Get back in the slammer, monotan.

Post by **mrd** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:49 am

Is Law really BM? I thought BM was cooler than this :\

Post by **shaft** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:27 am

Law is unable to get off his fat ass and quit posting for a day. Maybe if they didnt deliver the kebabs straight to your doorstep and left them a few yards from the door. Would that be enough to get you outside? Or does the thought of sunshine and maybe getting laid scare you that much?

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:57 am

daft spends 580 hours a month playing video games. Maybe if they didn't deliver the curry straight to your door you wouldn't be such a deformed hunchback. Or does the thought of talking to a human being somewhere other than the internet scare you that much?

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:02 am

looks like eveyone's upset and obsessed

crushed

Post by **shaft** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:41 pm

Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:44 pm

shaft wrote: 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:53 pm

shaft wrote:3,800 posts

one for every lb, the gigantic fucking yeti

Post by **shaft** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:57 pm

Post by **Captain** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:31 pm

Meat-hooked

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:02 pm

shaft wrote:Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig

580 hours a month playing video games. daft's got a real sickness. Too bad he's a fat greasy hunchback who hasn't seen sunlight in 10 years. Stop fucking your kid in the ass you filthy pedo.

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:04 pm

seremtan wrote:
shaft wrote:3,800 posts
one for every lb, the gigantic fucking yeti

semencry is talking about his boyfriend again.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:30 pm

stop pretending you're my boyfriend, fatzillamutha

i don't swing that way

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:48 pm

You can get over me now obsessemtan.

Post by **shaft** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:43 am

Law wrote:
shaft wrote:Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig
580 hours a month playing video games. daft's got a real sickness. Too bad he's a fat greasy hunchback who hasn't seen sunlight in 10 years. Stop fucking your kid in the ass you filthy pedo.

The same 580hrs in a month playing video games fantasy flame.

We all have hard facts that you post uncontrollably, 3800 post in under a year. Youre grasping desperatly for some real flames...and that half eaten kebab in your sofa. You best waddle outside and hose all the kebab juice from your multiple chins. Then run around the block a couple hundred times.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:44 am

Hosed

Post by **LawL** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:05 am

shaft wrote:
Law wrote:
shaft wrote:Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig
580 hours a month playing video games. daft's got a real sickness. Too bad he's a fat greasy hunchback who hasn't seen sunlight in 10 years. Stop fucking your kid in the ass you filthy pedo.
The same 580hrs in a month playing video games fantasy flame. We all have hard facts that you post uncontrollably, 3800 post in under a year. Youre grasping desperatly for some real flames...and that half eaten kebab in your sofa. You best waddle outside and hose all the kebab juice from your multiple chins. Then run around the block a couple hundred times.

It's no fantasy hunchy, you've got a real problem.

All the internet addiction has lead you to be a deformed hunchback, as one can see from this pic of you HUNCHED! over a computer.

My hard facts crush your pathetic fantasies every time. Go say hi to your neglected wife and your fecal-child... on MSN.

Post by **shaft** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:17 am

Law wrote: It's no fantasy hunchy, you've got a real problem.

Sorry to kill your fantasy monobrow but that isnt 580hrs in a month, its 580hrs since the game came out June of '05. Were you to stupid to figure that out on youre own? dumb cunt

Post by **LawL** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:24 am

Don't start with more lies hunchy.

Post by **LawL** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:32 am

Notice how daft makes no attempt to deny he's a hunchback.