Dude

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:48 am

I've heard horror stories of fucking girls on their period but I had never done it until tonight it's not really like I thought it would be.

I didn't know first off, the lights were out, she must have taken out her tampon before when she used the bathroom. But I thought it was weird she adament about not letting me finger her or eat her out...which is kind of weird to just stick it in without any foreplay but whatever, I wasn't going to complain.

So the condom comes off and I don't realize it right away but at that point as I was finishing so I pull out and finish up, get dressed with all the lights still out and walk her out. After she leaves I head over to get food and come back to my room afterwards to take a piss. I go in the bathroom and I have a shit load of dry blood all over my dick.

This is what I didn't understand, all the horror stories made me think it was like going to covered in like a coating. It's just a whole bunch of dots. Like all over though, a whole bunch of little dry blood dots. It's dots, dots, not like a coating. :icon16:
I figured I'd at least eat my food and post about it before I take a shower.

Post by **shaft** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:22 am

Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

Post by **mrd** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:34 am

Let us know when you get some brown wings, too.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:41 am

shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

nah, im telling the internet ill prob get aids

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:43 am

no, its you experiencing life for the first time.

you truly are the first to experience this, please give us more detailed descriptions of what your dick looks like!

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:15 am

shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

At least he has that choice, unlike you.

Post by **CitizenKane** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:17 am

ctrlnuke wrote:
I go in the bathroom and I have a shit load of dry blood all over my dick.

dude seriously thats just way more than i wanted to hear early in the morning :icon33: great story tho!!!

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:33 am

fucking, wow

Post by ek » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:45 am

lol you are a moron

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:56 am

Post by ek » Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:56 am

Post by **shaft** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:51 pm

Law wrote:
shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.
At least he has that choice, unlike you.

I can post anything I want you dumb cunt, its the internet. Just like you have the choice to try and convice us youre not a grotesquely fat pile of flesh that sits in a chair all day obsessing on the internet. rofl, you were a fat pig in that picture with jns. I cant imagine what you look like now. No wonder you cant post your pic, and spend all your time obsessing over everyone elses

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:00 pm

Damn, i couldn't see how this thread would ever backfire.

last ditch effort

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:06 pm

sometimes I just want to see what you can guys can come up with. mkj wanted more descriptions of my dick and everyone else's was meh. i thought this used to be r&r.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:06 pm

end of test

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:09 pm

i was surprised it was dots though

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:10 pm

and not more like streaks or something idk

Post by **Captain** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:37 pm

Post by **CitizenKane** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:42 pm

ctrlnuke wrote:Damn, i couldn't see how this thread would ever backfire.

how????

Post by **LawL** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:07 pm

shaft wrote:
Law wrote:
shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.
At least he has that choice, unlike you.
I can post anything I want you dumb cunt, its the internet. Just like you have the choice to try and convice us youre not a grotesquely fat pile of flesh that sits in a chair all day obsessing on the internet. rofl, you were a fat pig in that picture with jns. I cant imagine what you look like now. No wonder you cant post your pic, and spend all your time obsessing over everyone elses

Yeah, but you don't have the choice about posting about having sex because you've never had it with a female.

You should notice I never try to convince you of anything, I love the way you morons are so obsessed with me you come up with a new fantasy every day, it's fucking brilliant. Don't stop now, I'm crushing you faggots with so much ease. How upset you seriously get is absolutely priceless.

Post by **Canidae** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:57 am

Now I know

Post by **shaft** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:32 am

Law wrote: You should notice I never try to convince you of anything..

Dont be bitter

You're trying to convince us everyday that you arnt fatmutha....you always bring up "fantasy" as your excuse every time. Like you did just now...youre to easy....rofl..next.

Post by **LawL** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:10 am

Keep up the good work detective hunchy.

Post by **shaft** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:21 am

Making you look like a moron isnt work

Post by **Captain** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:23 am

It falls under the "Oops, I did it again" category along with upsetting

Dude

Dude

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