What's red and white and screams?

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What's red and white and screams?

Post by phantasmagoria »

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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Post by Dark Metal »

What's easier to unload, a dumptruck full of sand or a dumptruck full of babies?


The babies, because you can't use a pitchfork on sand.
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What's more fun than a baby and a bucket?


A baby and 10 buckets.
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Post by Sevensins »

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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Post by +JuggerNaut+ »

what's red, white, and silver and runs into walls?



a baby with forks in its eyes.
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Post by Captain »

rofl I just imagined it.
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Re: What's red and white and screams?

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phantasmagoria wrote:A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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Post by Turbine »

What's read and white and belongs to a country north of the land of blue and white?
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Neil Diamond?
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Post by Turbine »

no.
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lebanon?
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on the right track. but, no.
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Jesus?
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