What's red and white and screams?

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:51 am

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:05 am

Post by **Dark Metal** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:16 am

What's easier to unload, a dumptruck full of sand or a dumptruck full of babies?

The babies, because you can't use a pitchfork on sand.

Post by **Captain** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:55 am

What's more fun than a baby and a bucket?

A baby and 10 buckets.

Post by **Sevensins** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:25 am

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:59 am

what's red, white, and silver and runs into walls?

a baby with forks in its eyes.

Post by **Captain** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:02 pm

rofl I just imagined it.

Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:14 am

phantasmagoria wrote:A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Post by **Turbine** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:29 pm

What's read and white and belongs to a country north of the land of blue and white?

Post by **Captain** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:01 pm

Neil Diamond?

Post by **Turbine** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:23 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:26 pm

lebanon?

Post by **Turbine** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:29 pm

on the right track. but, no.

Post by **Captain** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:59 pm

Jesus?