The Ashes

Post by **LawL** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:10 am

Yeer yeer choice broo ay.

Post by **LawL** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:11 am

saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph

Yet another sport that Australia dominates.

Post by **S@M** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:56 am

Never mind my dear pommy friends, theres always the next test in adelaide - one of the best batting wickets in australia.

ps apparently so was brisbane until end of pommy first innings...

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:06 am

S@M, check your pm please.

english, cant bowl, cant bat, cant field

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:09 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Cricket terminology

do you have to jump on every bandwagon that you see?
you take the meaning of the word sycophant to a new low

Post by JB » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:30 am

busetibi wrote:
english, cant bowl, cant bat, cant field

Cant sing...

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:14 am

Law wrote:Yeer yeer choice broo ay.

stone the crows, blue

Post by **busetibi** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:04 pm

saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph

can't be done.
the english invented it, so you know its going to be convoluted.

beware long read

http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_databas ... RICAN.html

@ CitizenKane,
the irish have done themselves proud

quote"also pretty good at rugby"
lol, kind of an understatment aye.
they're only the world champions

Post by **CaseDogg** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 5:59 pm

...of the wake.

Post by **saturn** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:40 pm

seremtan wrote:
saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph
two teams of gay men dressed in white take turns at throwing a ball at some sticks in the ground while the other team try to hit the ball away from the sticks as far as possible. other gay men out in the field try to catch the ball, while the gay men defending the sticks run up and down. afterwards they all meet up in the showers for some steamy man-on-man love, known in cricket jargon as a "sticky wicket"

there

lol, great

Post by **saturn** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:52 pm

busetibi wrote:
saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph

can't be done.
the english invented it, so you know its going to be convoluted.

beware long read

http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_databas ... RICAN.html

@ CitizenKane,
the irish have done themselves proud

quote"also pretty good at rugby"
lol, kind of an understatment aye.
they're only the world champions

Sorry mate, i started with lots of enthusiasm and it was quite clear when the story got to the "overs" part. I just gave up there

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:45 pm

saturn wrote:
busetibi wrote:
saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph

can't be done.
the english invented it, so you know its going to be convoluted.

beware long read

http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_databas ... RICAN.html

@ CitizenKane,
the irish have done themselves proud

quote"also pretty good at rugby"
lol, kind of an understatment aye.
they're only the world champions
Sorry mate, i started with lots of enthusiasm and it was quite clear when the story got to the "overs" part. I just gave up there

lol, i stopped at 'innings'. any more than that and the gay might be infectious

Post by **LawL** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:09 am

saturn wrote:
busetibi wrote:
saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph

can't be done.
the english invented it, so you know its going to be convoluted.

beware long read

http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_databas ... RICAN.html

@ CitizenKane,
the irish have done themselves proud

quote"also pretty good at rugby"
lol, kind of an understatment aye.
they're only the world champions
Sorry mate, i started with lots of enthusiasm and it was quite clear when the story got to the "overs" part. I just gave up there

It's one of those games that unless you played it as a kid you'll never be able to hold any interest in it.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:53 am

busetibi wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:Cricket terminology
do you have to jump on every bandwagon that you see?
you take the meaning of the word sycophant to a new low

Stop trying to justify how much I loathe cricket

Its all
smoken;mirors;

to u

:s.ik.:

Post by **SoM** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:55 am

seremtan wrote:
saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph
two teams of gay men dressed in white take turns at throwing a ball at some sticks in the ground while the other team try to hit the ball away from the sticks as far as possible. other gay men out in the field try to catch the ball, while the gay men defending the sticks run up and down. afterwards they all meet up in the showers for some steamy man-on-man love, known in cricket jargon as a "sticky wicket"

there

baseball

Post by **S@M** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:07 am

SoM wrote:
seremtan wrote:
saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph
two teams of gay men dressed in white take turns at throwing a ball at some sticks in the ground while the other team try to hit the ball away from the sticks as far as possible. other gay men out in the field try to catch the ball, while the gay men defending the sticks run up and down. afterwards they all meet up in the showers for some steamy man-on-man love, known in cricket jargon as a "sticky wicket"

there
baseball

thread ownt by SoM

:icon32:

Post by **busetibi** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:22 am

saturn wrote:
busetibi wrote:
saturn wrote:someone explain me cricket in one small paragraph

can't be done.
the english invented it, so you know its going to be convoluted.

beware long read

http://www.cricinfo.com/link_to_databas ... RICAN.html

@ CitizenKane,
the irish have done themselves proud

quote"also pretty good at rugby"
lol, kind of an understatment aye.
they're only the world champions
Sorry mate, i started with lots of enthusiasm and it was quite clear when the story got to the "overs" part. I just gave up there

heh, tis okay bud

i couldn't stand cricket till about ten years ago

Post by JB » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:46 am

I never thought it was all that big anywhere but England, but since moving to Aus i see its some sort of religious ceremony that everyone has to participate in. They all gather around the magic cube in their living room (seriously, watching that thing isnt even nearly as interesting as watching a block of wood, be a block of wood) and drink beer.

Then i found out about AFL *twitch*

Post by **S@M** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:15 am

yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

that will be 2 vs zip

gotta go hard the full 5 days to beat the Aussies

Post by **busetibi** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:40 am

only the poms could force a loss from a certain draw

pathetic shitkunts

Post by ek » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:41 am

lmao england

Post by **S@M** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:43 am

This is only the 3rd time in test history that the opening team has scored more than 500 and still lost!!!!

Post by **LawL** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:12 am

Post by **brisk** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:18 am

eek, this wasn't the news I expected when I woke up this morning

Post by **busetibi** » Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:44 pm

fkn

556?
no fkn way will those useless twats get near it.
3 - zip coming up.
i really cant see these toe rags winning a game.
here we go,
Aus 5
Poms 0
one white wash coming up.