TOMORROW IS YOUR FUTURE

Post by **CROSSOFIRON** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:27 pm

RIGHT HERE WEASELS. CROSS OF IRON. THE COOLEST DUDE IN DETROIT. THE DUDE WHO KICKED YOUR ASS.

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME DOESN'T I AM NOT LISTENING. I HAVE BEEN BUSY KICKING ASS AND ELIMINATING NAMES.

IT HAS BEEN YEARS LADIES AND CROSS OF IRON IS STILL SATSIFYING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. I LIVE LIFE. I DON'T LIVE GAMES.

I MADE Q3W FASHIONABLE. I MADE THIS PLACE COOL. YOU STILL MISS ME. I COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT. FIRST I WENT ON THAT DEAD SHUGASFLACK BOARD AND QUICKLY HAD 100 RESPONSES OVER ONE DAY. THEN THAT SANDER PEEON GOT SCARED AND BANNED ME. I HAVE OUTLIVED SHUGASFLACK AND THEIR BORD.

WHEN YOU'RE ON THE GURNEY, GETTING PREPED FOR YOUR TRIPLE BYPASS BECAUSE OF YEARS OF SITTING ON YOUR RUMP, DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW, EATING TACO BELL, AND PLAYING VIDEOGAMES. CROSS OF IRON WILL BE KICKING YOUR ASS... SATISFYING YOUR WIFE... BEING THE FATHER YOUR KIDS ALWAYS WISHED THEY COULD HAVE... DRINKING THE BEERS FROM YOUR FRIDGE... THINK ABOUT IT AND WEEP.

Post by **Grudge** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:31 pm

Horka?

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:32 pm

Grudge wrote:Horka?

What? NO.

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:40 pm

Might as well be. More like a love child between Horka and rep.

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:42 pm

This is CROSS OF IRON you god damn noobs

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:44 pm

Yeah, got that. Old poster returns and all. So maybe Horka is his love child?

Post by **R00k** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:44 pm

haha I remember this guy

Post by **Dave** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:46 pm

Scourge wrote:Yeah, got that. Old poster returns and all. So maybe Horka is his love child?

CROSS OF IRON eats his children

Post by **CROSSOFIRON** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:48 pm

YES LADIES, THIS IS THE THREAD THAT SEPARATES THE NEWBIES FROM THE VETS. SEPARATES THOSE IN-THE-KNOW FROM THE JOKERS WHO GET THEIR INFORMATION FROM ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT. SOME PEOPLE READ PAGE SIX AND SOME PEOPLE LIVE PAGE SIX. NOW, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:52 pm

TOMORROW IS YOUR FUTURE

Woah, I better write that down.

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:54 pm

Looks like someone missed their thorazine this morning.

Post by **4days** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:00 pm

http://hometown.aol.com/crossoflron/index.html

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Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:02 pm

YES! CROSS OF IRON RETURNS TO SMITE WEENIES!

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:11 pm

4days wrote:http://hometown.aol.com/crossoflron/index.html

:icon14:

Post by **CROSSOFIRON** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:13 pm

bitWISE wrote:
TOMORROW IS YOUR FUTURE
Woah, I better write that down.

OR MAYBE TAKE A SECOND TO THINK ABOUT IT. THINK ABOUT WHERE YOUR LIFE IS NOW. WHERE YOU ARE NOT GOING. THE THINGS YOU ARE NOT DOING. THE THINGS YOU CAN NEVER ACCOMPLISH FROM BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD. THE THINGS YOU NEVER WILL ACCOMPLISH WHILE LIVING IN YOUR FANTASY WORLD OF GAMES AND COMPULSIVE MASTURBATION.

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES. YOU CAN MAKE AN INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE COMMENT AND GO BACK TO YOUR STASH OF NAKED LEONARDO DiCAPRIO PICTURES. OR, YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR LIFE AND TAKE YOUR CROSS OF IRON VIRTUAL ASSKICKING AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE MAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IMAGINES WHEN SHE CLOSES HER EYES AND THINKS OF THE CROSSMAN.

Post by **Chupacabra** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:14 pm

the coolest dude on AOL returns :icon14:

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:24 pm

Post by **CROSSOFIRON** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:25 pm

Scourge wrote:Looks like someone missed their thorazine this morning.

SHUT IT LAMER

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:27 pm

lamer's getting on a bit now. you need some new stuff.

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:31 pm

This CROSSOFIRON fagg0t seems like a right cunt.

Post by **Scourge** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:34 pm

CROSSOFIRON wrote:
Scourge wrote:Looks like someone missed their thorazine this morning.
SHUT IT LAMER

How about, no.

Post by **CROSSOFIRON** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:41 pm

GONNAFISTYA wrote:This CROSSOFIRON fagg0t seems like a right cunt.

HITTING THE "RIGHT CUNT" WOULD BE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR YOU. SORRY LAMER, YOUR BOYFRIEND'S EXIT HOLE ISN'T THE RIGHT SPOT.

Post by **plained** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:41 pm

:icon14:

Post by **-Replicant-** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:45 pm

i think cross of iron was the first poster i ever laughed at on q3w...christ i've been here too long

Post by **MKJ** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:49 pm

fuck just as you thought youve seen it all. its the return of the antiposter