so i'm teaching my dad..

Post by **shadd_** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:06 am

some computer basics. stuff like power on, off, where the space bar and the letter "o" are.

my god the pain is great..waiting for him to finish a 5 word sentence...

:icon23:

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:23 am

I feel your pain.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:53 am

you're a good son.

get him some voice recognition software.

Post by **shadd_** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:00 am

it crossed my mind lol.

i'm happy he's finally ready to learn though. he likes to read news a lot so once he can do some searches and whatnot, he wont look back.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:37 am

give him a month or so and he'll be bashing out essays in no time

Post by **Captain** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:06 am

Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained

Post by **axbaby** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:32 am

bet HE doesn't suck at quark3 unlike someone i know

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:59 am

lol

hey my grandmother never touched a computer (nor typewriter) in her life but she's emailing and msning like theres no tomorrow now

im sure your dad can learn it too. now, install q3 and have us rape him

Post by ek » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:00 am

haha awesome. i remember a while back teaching my mum.

*press the space bar*
10 min later...

Post by **LawL** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:04 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained

Then you could teach him the correct method for fathers to clean out gutters.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:08 am

Post by **shadd_** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:01 am

axbaby wrote:bet HE doesn't suck at quark3 unlike someone i know

you need to raise your confidence level ax.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:29 am

its now up to daev to add a "teaching"->"fucking" wordfilter

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:59 am

yeah, that'll fuck 'em

Post by **4days** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:49 pm

my mate got his parents a laptop for christmas. he said christmas day was taken up with painfully explaining the basics, but by the day after boxing day they'd left him in an embarrased daze by cheerfully playing gash or tash on b3ta while asking him how to erase their history and password their logins

Post by **LawL** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:07 pm

I goatsed my mother a few years back.

CRUSHED...

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:08 pm

lol BM

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:37 pm

BrowMono

Post by **Captain** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:26 pm

LawL wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained
Then you could teach him the correct method for fathers to clean out gutters.

Right after he leaves you bitter and obsessed

Post by **plained** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:20 pm

get him on google then breif him on what not to click and whatnot heh

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:03 pm

Captain Mazda wrote:
LawL wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained
Then you could teach him the correct method for fathers to clean out gutters.
Right after he leaves you bitter and obsessed

Right after a lightning bolt leaves your dad extra crispy and steaming.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:12 pm

Right after a crack of thunder sends your half-pissed drunkard of a father into the nearest corner

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:29 pm

i'll help you out here little buddy

fantasy flames

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:17 pm

LawL wrote:I goatsed my mother a few years back.

CRUSHED...

If you ever get hitched...that picture's coming out at the wedding.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:23 pm

Captain Mazda wrote:Right after a crack of thunder sends your half-pissed drunkard of a father into the nearest corner

Holy shit was that ever not funny.