What does sex feel like?...

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:37 pm

Straight or gay, doesn't matter. Just wanna know.

In follow up to Rep's fake forum.

Post by **Foo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:38 pm

Well, you know how when you stand up all sudden like and all the blood rushes to your head and you black out?

Yeah, it's nothing like that.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:41 pm

warm apple pie...

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:42 pm

1st you find a young girl, try using sweets or a fairground to attract there attention

then find a secluded location, maybe a forest ?

bust a nut in her cunt then burn the evidence

Post by **Canis** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:46 pm

i clicked this half hoping i'd get some sort of chuckly out of the joke, but it's acually real...shame. Go use your imagination...

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:48 pm

stop watching hentai and shopping at wal-mart and you will find out

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:48 pm

Maybe he's a kid...

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:51 pm

It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.

Make sure you're using lube.

Post by **Ryoki** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:52 pm

losCHUNK wrote:then burn the evidence

The forest or the girl?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:52 pm

signs say its bad to burn down forests

Post by **Foo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:53 pm

Also pigtails go up real nice.

Post by **bitWISE** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:36 pm

R00k wrote:It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.

Make sure you're using lube.

Getting head before you hit it is the best lube

Post by **Foo** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:42 pm

But seriously, what's it like?

Well.... it's like...

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right' Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night? When everything's a little clearer in the light of day And we know the night is always gonna be there any way Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight!

Post by **R00k** » Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:46 pm

bitWISE wrote:
R00k wrote:It feels kinda like when you masturbate, only better....... Most of the time.

Make sure you're using lube.
Getting head before you hit it is the best lube

I totally agree. I meant to make sure he's using lube before jerking off. Otherwise he'll think sex is a pretty dry business. :icon32:

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:19 am

I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:20 am

Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P

**offers sweet**

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:21 am

losCHUNK wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**

Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:22 am

Arkleseizure wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.

thats WHY you burn the evidence

**slaps head**

when will people learn :icon23:

Post by **The HavoX** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:28 am

Arkleseizure wrote:Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.

not the smartest thing you ever did eh? :icon26:

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:45 am

Arkleseizure wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:I'm 14 you fucking, a's. :P
**offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.

:lol: Thats great.

So what if your 14? Start practicing now and then you will have some game once you get your driver's license. Seriously though, stop shopping at wal-mart. Make your mom buy you some AE shit...HS is all about images.

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:48 am

bitWISE wrote:
Arkleseizure wrote:
losCHUNK wrote: **offers sweet**
Candy..mmm...some girl asked me if I wanted a piece. I thought she was talking about her cunt...turns out I'm in trouble for sexual harrassment.
:lol: Thats great.

So what if your 14? Start practicing now and then you will have some game once you get your driver's license. Seriously though, stop shopping at wal-mart. Make your mom buy you some AE shit...HS is all about images.

I have 20 or so American Eagle shirts. My pants come from Wal-Mart. No body knows. :icon32:

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:53 am

Some are older ones...that are too big.

Post by **eepberries** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:16 am

LOL VIRGLESEIZURE

Post by **arak0r** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:31 am

or you could do like this kid at the walmart in my town, go into the store, cut a hole in the back of a carebear, hf.

Post by **Bacon** » Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:46 am

Arkleseizure wrote:Straight or gay, doesn't matter. Just wanna know.

In follow up to Rep's fake forum.

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