wear sunscreen.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:49 am

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

Post by **Pete** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:28 am

losCHUNK wrote:If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

Do you know of any snowscreen, coldscreen, -30Cwindshieldscreen?

Post by **Sanction** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:41 am

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:07 am

im glad someone remembered it :]

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:12 am

cheers chunkeh

Post by **tnf** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:15 am

losCHUNK wrote:If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

I recall that from the urban legend that vonnegut told the graduating class at MIT that in a commencement speach.

Post by **LawL** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:36 am

Pete wrote:Do you know of any snowscreen, coldscreen, -30Cwindshieldscreen?

Do you know of any Cuntscreen? I want some to shield me from your posts.

Post by ek » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:15 am

Sunscreen is for fags, real men use bronzing oil.

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:51 am

I heard seremtancient uses that oil folks use to condition saddles and baseball mitts.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:42 pm

the long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience

i will dispense this advice now

enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years youll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:00 pm

LawL wrote:
Pete wrote:Do you know of any snowscreen, coldscreen, -30Cwindshieldscreen?
Do you know of any Cuntscreen? I want some to shield me from your posts.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:01 pm

Nightshade wrote:I heard seremtancient uses that oil folks use to condition saddles and baseball mitts.

and shiny skin hats

eggbulb

Post by **Foo** » Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:29 pm

tnf wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.
I recall that from the urban legend that vonnegut told the graduating class at MIT that in a commencement speach.

Indeed. The true origin is that Mary Schmich penned it for a newspaper article in the Chicago Tribune circa 1997.

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