I'VE JUST WON THE SPANNISH EUROMILLIONS...... apparently

Post by **mancubus** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:55 pm

Well not really. You would have to be a fucken idiot to fall for the shittily put together letter I just received in the post informing me of my "windfall".

All I have to do is fill in my bank details on the included form and fax it back to this number 0034-692-963-947 or alternatively call 0034-695-013-413.

Not bad considering I didn't even enter the fucking game.

Anyone here have any ideas about how I can go about adding these numbers to a spam list or alternately faxing this fucker with a nice thank you message? Preferably with the option to hide where it came from.

Post by **seremtan** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:06 pm

get a job at the department of homeland security, then send a fax from there with their name on the header telling them they've been identified as terrorists and will be bombed unless the present themselves to nearest gay tokehead cop (they're obviously dutch)

Post by **mancubus** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:14 pm

The Netherlands are 0031...

Post by **plained** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:16 pm

a million aint what it used to be

Post by **Foo** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:24 pm

eurotrillions!

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:53 pm

http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Check out what those folks do, it's comedy gold.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:56 pm

call the numder, record it and post here.

i expect a full report within the hour, cause then its beddybyetime

Post by **mancubus** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:14 pm

Nightshade wrote:http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Check out what those folks do, it's comedy gold.

I've seen this site before, think I had tears rolling down my cheeks I was laughing so hard.

Post by **diego** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:17 pm

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:24 pm

mancubus wrote:
Nightshade wrote:http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Check out what those folks do, it's comedy gold.
I've seen this site before, think I had tears rolling down my cheeks I was laughing so hard.

It's really amazing what desperate Nigerian retards will do for money.

Post by **R00k** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:51 am

Post by **LawL** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:55 am

That's one funny red x.

Post by **R00k** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:54 pm

Damn, looks like I've won a million euros too!

Following official publication results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by the Microsoft Corporation,the Slidecircuir Award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the Foundation for the promotion of Software Products,(F.P.S.),held on the 15th of Febuary,2007,in Amsterdam The Netherlands,wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000,000 Euros (One million Euros only),with these particulars attched:(i) Award Numbers: TL 22/53/110DF (ii) Email Ticket Numbers: TL74/633/RS.(iii)Serial Numbrs:MCST/007-NL12File Ref No:NL66TFS77(iv)Lottery Code:MSCT 007-HL 51Z(V)Batch No:NL777090HL.To claim your prize,please contact:

Contact Informations:

Mr.Victor Roy Bosman
{Foreign Manager}
Tel:0031623708401
Fax:0031847306332
E-mail:agentbosman@aim.com

Thanks for co-operations.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Rosemary Van Ken.

Post by **R00k** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:58 pm

LawL wrote:That's one funny red x.

Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:43 pm

Post by **Captain** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:31 pm

Post by **LawL** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:38 pm

R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:That's one funny red x.
Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts.

And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:38 pm

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:13 pm

LawL wrote:
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:That's one funny red x.
Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts.
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh.

yes, exactly

Post by **R00k** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:24 pm

LawL wrote:
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:That's one funny red x.
Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts.
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh.

That's what makes it so sad.

Post by **LawL** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:21 am

seremtan wrote:
LawL wrote:
R00k wrote: Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts.
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh.
yes, exactly

And you ended up bitterly obsessed with a crossdressing midget for a sidekick.

Post by **LawL** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:23 am

R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:
R00k wrote: Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts.
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh.
That's what makes it so sad.

Another comedy goldmine post from R00k.

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:55 am

LawL wrote:
seremtan wrote:
LawL wrote: And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh.
yes, exactly
And you ended up bitterly obsessed with a crossdressing midget for a sidekick.

hi stavros

you unfunny cunt

Post by **LawL** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:56 am

Get back in the slammer you fat greasy con.

Post by **R00k** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:38 pm

LawL wrote:
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote: And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh.
That's what makes it so sad.
Another comedy goldmine post from R00k.

You wouldn't know comedy if it put you on a galley and sent you to prison camp on wallaby island.