theonehandonly

Post by **shaft** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:20 am

I'm coming to vegas next month, where are you staying so I can pimp slap your white wannabe gangsta ass into next week

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:12 am

onehandonly

Post by **shaft** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:15 pm

*fwap* *fwap*

Post by **Underpants?** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:29 pm

MKJ wrote:onehandonly

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:53 pm

so underpants? - you live in the 'mile high city' - will that make you an automatic member of the mile-high club when you lose your virginity?

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:23 pm

whoa dude you mustve been so wasted. awesome

Post by **LawL** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:47 am

theoneandonly wrote:lol I dont even remember posting any of that

One light beer can do that to a faggot.

Post by ek » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:38 am

you my friend have style. you remind me of the gimpalimps that used to hang around clubs and drool while stallions like me fucked your girlfriends.

Post by **shaft** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:24 am

ek wrote:you my friend have style. you remind me of the gimpalimps that used to hang around clubs and drool while stallions like me fucked your girlfriends.

cept onehandonly doesnt have a girlfriend.

Post by **Captain** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:25 am

You dribble with your mouth

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:44 am

seremtan wrote:so underpants? - you live in the 'mile high city' - will that make you an automatic member of the mile-high club when you lose your virginity?

technically, yes. I imagine that would have been the only possible way when you lost yours?

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:46 am

Underpants? wrote:
seremtan wrote:so underpants? - you live in the 'mile high city' - will that make you an automatic member of the mile-high club when you lose your virginity?
technically, yes.

Where abouts you live? I was born there.

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:47 am

Westminster to be exact.

Post by **Underpants?** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:49 am

it's aboot 20 miles south of here as the crow flies, eh?

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:52 am

Longmont?

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:55 am

I lived in Thornton for a while.

Post by **LawL** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:04 am

Before you moved into your new trailer.

Post by **LawL** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:03 am

That's why you've been posting for the past 2 hours.

Post by ek » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:16 am

shaft wrote:
ek wrote:you my friend have style. you remind me of the gimpalimps that used to hang around clubs and drool while stallions like me fucked your girlfriends.

cept onehandonly doesnt have a girlfriend.

it's true, i bet he can remember the "no baby not tonight, its that time of month" for 2-3 weeks straight.

Post by **Sanction** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:04 am

theoneandonly wrote:ok so i just got back from the gym and im gonna get in my shower and get ready to go play beer pong all night in like an hour but i figured id give u guys a trip report so here we go. Hold on to your butts - Samuel L Jackson, Jurassic Park.

Trip report:

i was doing 30 reps of my usual curls while spotting the guy using the leg press at the same time cause i just pick up the leg press machine with the guy on it using it and do my curls with that so on number 29 i was working up a little sweat but just enough to get my muscles glistening and this bitch comes up to me and asks if she can suck my dick

and im like listen bitch u can look but dont touch i wanna get to know u baby makes the sex so much sweeter. by this time i was done with the last curl and i put the machine and the guy back down and he gave me a high five but i accidentally detached his hand from his wrist but i was like dont worry about it and threw a fistful of hundred dollar bills on his stump

so back to the bitch by this time shes calling some other bitch on her phone cause she really wants to set up a three some and im like look bitch if u dont put down that phone ill slap it out of your hand (i accidentally said slap instead of punch i think thats the only thing wrong i did at the gym...god i cant believe i said slap its gay) and she was telling the girl she was talking to that she had to go and i was like ur taking too long

so i kicked her right in the abdomen and she flew back through the wall and all the way to her moms house and she fell against her mom and her mom almost died but didnt

and i called her up right after the second of impact and was like "yeah, i kicked u so hard ur momma felt it :icon31:"

Post by **LawL** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:15 am

You're just a straight up faggot.

Post by **Captain** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:59 am

Don't forget to pay your fantasy land tab with those magic coins.

Post by **LawL** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:16 pm

theoneandonly wrote:no ur the one that body surfs

lol

thread destroyed

(btw it's only 2:20 am and I'm home way too early for a beer pong night)

I know, God I hate having gorgeous weather, going to a beautiful beach and swimming in the ocean.

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:46 pm

not as much as you hate being a fat greasy monobrow convict faggot

slaughtered

Post by **LawL** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:54 pm

Get back in the slammer you fat, slimy, monobrowed Greek con.