fucking girl scout cookies

Post by **R00k** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:13 pm

i don't have much of a sweet tooth normally, but i bought a few boxes off a co-worker because his daughter's a nice enough girl.

these god damned samoas and tagalongs are going to make my fucking heart explode and my teeth rot. and they're just fucking sitting here on my desk taunting me all day. oh sure, every few hours i can pawn one off on some sucker or another, but most everybody else is smart enough not to inhale these like they're some kind of new cure for smokers lung.

Post by **LawL** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:25 pm

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:47 pm

That's a fine looking man, there. Bold choice of headstyle.

Post by **Captain** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:25 pm

Yeah, the only problem is he's bald.

Post by **ScooterG** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:15 am

I hear ya, man.... I got the Samoas and the Chocolate Peanut Butter ones (can't remember what they're called) and ate them almost in one or two sittings. Good thing I'm still a size 4!!!

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:17 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Yeah, the only problem is he's bald.

And he got about 1000x more pussy than you ever will.

Post by **Underpants?** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:37 am

R00k wrote:i don't have much of a sweet tooth normally, but i bought a few boxes off a co-worker because his daughter's a nice enough girl.

these god damned samoas and tagalongs are going to make my fucking heart explode and my teeth rot. and they're just fucking sitting here on my desk taunting me all day. oh sure, every few hours i can pawn one off on some sucker or another, but most everybody else is smart enough not to inhale these like they're some kind of new cure for smokers lung.

mm samoas
yeah i know right, while mangling mouthfuls I hear my arteries hardening

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:08 am

yea, the calories on the box seem so insignificant, but you can FEEL yourself turning into a diabetic while you're eating. good thing about the samoas - you can find a tasty chunk of coconut lingering hours later. :icon32:

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:10 am

ScooterG wrote:I hear ya, man.... I got the Samoas and the Chocolate Peanut Butter ones (can't remember what they're called) and ate them almost in one or two sittings. Good thing I'm still a size 4!!!

yep, those are the tagalongs alright. i.e. the devil.

you're a 4? my gf's a zero and you look her size from the pic you posted?

fucking women's clothing sizes. refuse to just measure it all in inches like the rest of us -- you do it to yourselves you know.

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:12 am

Nightshade wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:Yeah, the only problem is he's bald.
And he got about 1000x more pussy than you ever will.

that would imply captain virgda got a quarter of a pussy once - i never knew you were so generous. :lub:

Post by **Captain** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:14 am

LoL, I enjoy the fact that you know nothing of me

Post by **LawL** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:59 am

People know from the pictures you've posted that you're an ugly midget who lives with mummy and daddy, sleeps in a bedroom that looks like it was decorated by a 9 year old and enjoys pirate dress-ups. Hence it's a well known fact that you've never seen pussy that wasn't in jpg form.

Post by **Turing** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:05 am

You are totally being unfair and forgetting about .png.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:29 am

I detect a crushing.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:01 am

with a hint of bitterness

Post by **Captain** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:03 am

LawL is the type of person that not only buys books with dick and fart jokes, he also colours them.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:36 am

You're the type of person that's never had a girlfriend that didn't fold out lengthwise.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:18 pm

Captain Mazda wrote:LawL is the type of person that not only buys books with dick and fart jokes, he also colours them.

You're the kind of faggot that likes a dick in his mouth.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 1:25 pm

you're the kind of dick that likes a faggot in his mouth. that's why you're so fat

Post by **rofl** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:14 pm

Captain Mazda wrote:LawL is the type of person that not only buys books with dick and fart jokes, he also colours them.

You're the type of person that buys your girlfriends from the top shelf at your local supermarket. Captain Asda

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:17 pm

what does that even mean? you're horrible at this.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:31 pm

rofl wrote:
Captain Mazda wrote:LawL is the type of person that not only buys books with dick and fart jokes, he also colours them.
You're the type of person that buys your girlfriends from the top shelf at your local supermarket. Captain Asda

hi DRuM!

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:32 pm

R00k wrote:what does that even mean? you're horrible at this.

he's been saving that joke for some time, i can tell

Post by **rofl** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:28 pm

R00k wrote:what does that even mean? you're horrible at this.

THICk

Post by **R00k** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:17 pm

R00k wrote:you're horrible at this.

fucking girl scout cookies

fucking girl scout cookies

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