Underpants? wrote:R00k wrote:Underpants? wrote:
This thread has suddenly unlocked a hidden truth by tying together a series of many independent, randomly executed but no less shameful, ginger-banging pasts. Startling revelations are afoot here, startling ones. No?
Are you trying to hint that there may have been some long red hair trailing behind the unicycle at some point?
Or are you being mysterious because you were raped by that freckly kid on Flipper? :icon6:
Unicycle, LOL jackass! Is that what armstrong rides now?
yep at the tender age of 18, I plowed that scarlet field in park by her parent's home.
LOL.
Honestly it seems strange to even mention it anymore after having met you. It's not like I'd ever tell any of the gang about it IRL (pretty personal stuff, after all), yet I come here and it's still just a running joke.
O interweb, why hast thou torn me so?
(no not in
that way)