Car advice

Post by **Captain** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:19 am

I've suspected for some time now that my girl is cheating.

The usual signs...phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the "girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided that I was going to park the Mustang around the corner and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my car, that I noticed the oil pan on the engine leaking a little oil.

Is this something that I should fix myself or should I take it in for service?

Post by ek » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:21 am

i got to the first sentence and realized you are lying when you mentioned "girl", cause theya'll still hiding amirite?

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:49 am

ohhhh boy...

Post by **LawL** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:00 am

Failure.

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:24 am

fail. it doesnt work when the topic title is actually the punchline.

also, obvious copy&paste since riddla posted the exact same story not too long ago. though in his case it was unexpected and therefore had more funny.

;(

Post by **LawL** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:42 am

Nothing ever goes right for Spazda.

Post by **Captain** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:00 am

I can't tell what's what right now......lol

Post by **LawL** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:25 am

Down Syndrome can do that to a person.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:37 am

copypasta, why are you such a moron?

Post by **Grudge** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:15 am

Copy Pazda

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:08 pm

Man, are you guys trying to tell me that Spazda tried to be funny and failed miserably?

Post by **Doombrain** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:08 pm

I’m not familiar with the thing I’ve just seen