Shaft

Post by **Captain** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:00 pm

There's a difference between 'admitted' and 'posed', unlike the similarity between your head and a bowling ball

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:05 pm

If you feel you need to stay in the closet, that's fine, fruitbat. I'm just telling you you're not fooling anyone.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:35 am

Splitshade

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:38 am

I cannot for the life of me see how you could look at that post and think that it makes sense. We're not even going to talk about funny, you sad little virgin prick.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:41 am

"Split", something you attain in bowling when you spastically hurl the ball towards the white, knob-headed pins that look more and more like your cousins.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:39 am

"Unfunny tripe", anything posted by Crapstain Spazda.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:49 am

Another example of Yawnshade's rapier-like wit.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:50 am

dubz wrote:tell us more about your boyfriend

He just spunked in your mouth.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:51 am

Scourge wrote:
LawL wrote:
Scourge wrote:I didn't say that. You however did say you have a boyfriend.
Grow your mullet back so your boyfriend can tug on it again while he's fucking you in the ass.
You admitted you have a boyfriend.

You let guys spunk on your face.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:53 am

Captain Mazda wrote:
LawL wrote:You admitted to dressing up as a tranny pirate while living in mummy and daddy's house as an eternal virgin midget.
That's just your fantasy, you horridly crushed inter-ego

No, it's your reality:

You horridly crushed faggot.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:58 am

LawL wrote:
Nightshade wrote:I'd say that Law is correct and that nutrition is the primary factor. Just don't do what he does and go on a semen-based diet.
Gimme a break will ya, they say it's high in protein.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:59 am

That got your little 2 incher hard didn't it faggot.

Post by **Captain** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:05 am

Speaking of faggots who keep pictures of me on their computer, how's your wank collection coming along?

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:19 am

LawL wrote:
Scourge wrote:
LawL wrote: Grow your mullet back so your boyfriend can tug on it again while he's fucking you in the ass.
You admitted you have a boyfriend.
You let guys spunk on your face.

Now see, you're making shit up. I'm not.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:51 am

what a load of utterly unfunny shit. someone mod me so i can lock this thread and rename it 'a load of utterly unfunny shit'

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:56 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Another example of Yawnshade's rapier-like wit.

You should really just stop posting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:45 am

Captain Mazda wrote:Speaking of faggots who keep pictures of me on their computer, how's your wank collection coming along?

I don't know, the only pics of your faggot self are on my webspace.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:47 am

Scourge wrote:
LawL wrote:
Scourge wrote: You admitted you have a boyfriend.
You let guys spunk on your face.
Now see, you're making shit up. I'm not.

Don't start crying just because you're the recipient of a daily dose of bukkake Randy.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:48 am

seremtan wrote:someone mod me

That's your ultimate dream isn't it pedotan you ugly old boring cunt.

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:40 am

seremtan wrote:what a load of utterly unfunny shit. someone mod me so i can lock this thread and rename it 'a load of utterly unfunny shit'

Shhh.

Post by **Scourge** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:40 am

LawL wrote:
Scourge wrote:
LawL wrote: You let guys spunk on your face.
Now see, you're making shit up. I'm not.
Don't start crying just because you're the recipient of a daily dose of bukkake Randy.

You have a boyfriend.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:52 am

You need to rotate the tires on your house.

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:29 pm

Scourge wrote:
LawL wrote:
Scourge wrote: Now see, you're making shit up. I'm not.
Don't start crying just because you're the recipient of a daily dose of bukkake Randy.
You have a boyfriend.

You let guys spunk on your face.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:40 pm

LawL wrote:
seremtan wrote:someone mod me
That's your ultimate dream isn't it pedotan you ugly old boring cunt.

funny how you read the words "utterly unfunny" and automatically assume they refer to you

they do, as it happens, but thanks for agreeing with me

Post by **LawL** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:04 pm

Yeah, I agree with you that your ultimate dream in life is to become a mod, glad you caught on.