We should be easy on Captain Mazda. With all this innocent repetetive teasing that goes on in this place soon his intersoul will be crushed, leaving the poor sod absolutely devestated.
Think about it. This, after all, is not the right time in his life to be crushed. He is but young, like a little duckling. Impressionable like a baby parrot, soft like a jellyfish.
But he has dreams! His whole interlife is ahead of him, as well as his real life acting career. Perhaps one day he shall send in a ninja youtube video that gains more than 1000 views. He may still become a pirate of some sort, in the future. He may yet kiss a bitch, as soon as the cops clear out. Why destroy his dreams? It's not proper.
So i say this: leave the poor boy alone. He ought to be shielded from the cynical menaces the interweb offers, lest we lose another non respected member on this wonderful messageboard called q3w.
I fear my message is not too late, he may already have given up. That would make me ever so sad.
