brother "in-law's" bday tonight

Post by ek » Sat May 19, 2007 3:55 am

lol should be fun, i think ill cum in his eye

Post by ek » Sat May 19, 2007 3:56 am

whats the weekend like for everyone else? chasin themz bitchez n hoez ridin da copz out with themz light beerz?

Post by **LawL** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:14 am

Dinner with the girlfriend last night then saw 28 weeks later. Been out on the harbour this morning. Gym this afternoon then going out for drinks with friends tonight. Motorbike ride tomorrow day then chilling with my girlfriend for sunday night. Pretty much the lifestyle of a superstar really.

Post by ek » Sat May 19, 2007 5:32 am

you remind me off me, except the bike. true story.

Post by ek » Sat May 19, 2007 9:13 am

i am off, later faggotz

Post by **o'dium** » Sat May 19, 2007 9:22 am

lol, what a loser.

Post by **Ryoki** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:05 am

Going to the zoo with my gf, you know, chilling with da monkiez and beerz - and maybe taking a walk in a forest or something. Don't know about sunday yet.

Post by **LawL** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:40 am

Will the keepers let your gf out of the cage?

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat May 19, 2007 11:39 am

Dojo's closed, so no training today which is fine because I need a break. Taking my daughter to see Shrek, changing the oil in my bike, working on the garage, yardwork, relaxing, etc., etc. Pretty much the life of a suburban superstar.

Post by **shaft** » Sat May 19, 2007 3:57 pm

another lonley weekend for piddla.

Post by **Grudge** » Sat May 19, 2007 7:48 pm

Renovating the apartment (more specifically the livingroom window, fucking clueless contractors fucked it up back in the 80-s)

Post by **tnf** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:15 pm

Is this the one you are going to beat the shit out of or a different one?

Post by **tnf** » Sat May 19, 2007 8:16 pm

riddla wrote:teaching physics to q3w, its a tough job but someone has to do it

I know more about everything than you though. Except shit that doesn't matter.

Post by **LawL** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:55 am

Nightshade wrote:Pretty much the life of a suburban superstar.

olo

Post by ek » Sun May 20, 2007 6:50 am

same cunt, i had to pretend i cared. wasn't bad actually.

Post by ek » Sun May 20, 2007 6:51 am

riddla wrote:teaching physics to q3w, its a tough job but someone has to do it

sure

Post by ek » Sun May 20, 2007 6:57 am

o'dium wrote:lol, what a loser.

i crush wimps like you with my flatulence

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun May 20, 2007 12:34 pm

riddla wrote:doing a shitty job trolling and a great job looking like a mong

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sun May 20, 2007 6:30 pm

STU PICKLES WAS TOTALLY TRIPPING ON LSD ONE DAY AND THEN HE HEARD TOMMY SCREAMING BECAUSE HE SHIT HIS PANTS OR SOMETHING. HE WAS LIKE, “OH FUCK” SO HE WENT OVER THERE TO DEAL WITH THAT LITTLE BITCH. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WAS ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS FLYING SQUIRREL. AND THIS SHIT HAD RABIES. STU SCREAMED AND STABBED THAT ASSHOLE WITH A FORK BUT FORGOT THE SQUIRREL WAS ON HIS FACE SO NOW HE WAS RACING DOWN THE HALLWAY BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE THERE WAS A DEAD SQUIRREL DANGLING FROM A FORK ON HIS EYEBALL. THEN A WOLVERINE JUMPED OUT AND SWALLOWED HIS LEFT LEG. STU WAS NOW ANGRY BECAUSE HE COULD NEVER CATCH THOSE CONNIVING WOLVERINES. THEY ALWAYS STOLE HIS IDEAS AND STUFF. WOLVERINES HAVE LIKE PSYCHIC POWER STU WOULD KNOW. SO TOMMY WAS STILL SCREAMING AND STU RAN INTO TOMMY’S ROOM AND SAW THAT HE HAD JUST DROPPED HIS BOTTLE. HE GOT SO PISSED HIS RAPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM UNTIL HIS PENIS RIPPED OUT OF TOMMY’S RIGHT EYESOCKET.
THE END.

Post by **Scourge** » Sun May 20, 2007 6:54 pm

That was stupid.

Post by **seremtan** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:00 pm

I cant spell u wrote:STU PICKLES WAS TOTALLY TRIPPING ON LSD ONE DAY AND THEN HE HEARD TOMMY SCREAMING BECAUSE HE SHIT HIS PANTS OR SOMETHING. HE WAS LIKE, “OH FUCK” SO HE WENT OVER THERE TO DEAL WITH THAT LITTLE BITCH. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE WAS ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS FLYING SQUIRREL. AND THIS SHIT HAD RABIES. STU SCREAMED AND STABBED THAT ASSHOLE WITH A FORK BUT FORGOT THE SQUIRREL WAS ON HIS FACE SO NOW HE WAS RACING DOWN THE HALLWAY BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE THERE WAS A DEAD SQUIRREL DANGLING FROM A FORK ON HIS EYEBALL. THEN A WOLVERINE JUMPED OUT AND SWALLOWED HIS LEFT LEG. STU WAS NOW ANGRY BECAUSE HE COULD NEVER CATCH THOSE CONNIVING WOLVERINES. THEY ALWAYS STOLE HIS IDEAS AND STUFF. WOLVERINES HAVE LIKE PSYCHIC POWER STU WOULD KNOW. SO TOMMY WAS STILL SCREAMING AND STU RAN INTO TOMMY’S ROOM AND SAW THAT HE HAD JUST DROPPED HIS BOTTLE. HE GOT SO PISSED HIS RAPED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM UNTIL HIS PENIS RIPPED OUT OF TOMMY’S RIGHT EYESOCKET.
THE END.

I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR EYELIDS AND SHIT IN YOUR EYES. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, IN YOUR FUCKING EYES. SO EVERY TIME YOU WAKE UP YOUR WORLD WILL LOOK LIKE MY SHIT. OH YEAH

Post by **Doombrain** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:08 pm

Flying to Oslo on Monday, back on Wednesday. Going to the Royal Academy of Arts on Thursday and Friday to oversee an instillation and determine the technical needs for next months launch then off camping with friends for the bank holiday.

International superstar businessman.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sun May 20, 2007 7:36 pm

ek wrote:lol should be fun, i think ill cum in his eye

:icon14:

Post by **Don Carlos** » Sun May 20, 2007 8:33 pm

Ill as fuck playing my xbox, going to the dentist tomorrow and then to have my wig chopped (super sexy picture to be posted tomorrow) then onward to get my car fixed as the window regulater went and THEN off to play in a AE86 of a friends.

Post by **LawL** » Mon May 21, 2007 12:35 am

Doombrain wrote:Flying to Oslo on Monday, back on Wednesday. Going to the Royal Academy of Arts on Thursday and Friday to oversee an instillation and determine the technical needs for next months launch then off camping with friends for the bank holiday.

International superstar businessman.

Looks like someone doesn't know what a 'weekend' is.

brother "in-law's" bday tonight

brother "in-law's" bday tonight

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