Age you first...

[ek]

1. masturbated?
2. got laid?
3. had a threesome, fmf?
4. had a threesome, mfm?
5. got a job?
6. achieved something for others?

[ek]

1. 12
2. 16
3. 23
4. 19
5. 14
6. 3

[R00k]

1. masturbated? 12 (maybe 11?)
2. got laid? 17
3. had a threesome, fmf? 22
4. had a threesome, mfm? i don't know any other men i'd like to see that much of
5. got a job? 14
6. achieved something for others? i was always entertaining people when i was a toddler, so it must have been 2 or 3

[ek]

when was the first time you did something for someone else, that didn't benefit you.


and @ piddla, it's ok man, don't be ashamed, you'll get laid soon.

edit: wait, another 40 pounds to go, and you'll be able to see your dick

[R00k]

you must be sitting on an a/c vent

[Captain]

1. masturbated? 13
2. got laid? 17
3. had a threesome, fmf? n/a
4. had a threesome, mfm? n/a
5. got a job? 15
6. achieved something for others? hmmmm...4

[ek]

I can smell your cunt!

sure thing tubby enjoy it while it lasts.

[dzjepp]

1. masturbated? 24
2. got laid? 24
3. had a threesome, fmf? 24
4. had a threesome, mfm? 24
5. got a job? 24
6. achieved something for others? 24

[tnf]

there will be people in this thread as it continues to grow that lie about everything but masturbation.
Truth.

[dubz]

4. ek is a faggot

[CaseDogg]

1. masturbated?
2. got laid?
3. had a threesome, fmf?
4. had a threesome, mfm?
5. got a job?
6. achieved something for others?

about 6th grade
i was 15-16
first one was prolly when i was about 26 all male of course.
6th or 7th grade, i hadda have a work permet from school.
i dont understand the last one.

[+JuggerNaut+]

1. masturbated?
2. got laid?
3. had a threesome, fmf?
4. had a threesome, mfm?
5. got a job?
6. achieved something for others?

1. 10ish
2. 14
3. 18, 22ish
4. no thanks
5. 14
6. don't recall.

[+JuggerNaut+]

there will be people in this thread as it continues to grow that lie about everything but masturbation.
Truth.

probably, but i won't be one of them.

[Scourge]

Maybe #6 should be 'first selfless act'

[MKJ]

1. no idea. dont tally such :icon32:
2. 15
3. n/a
4. n/a
5. 17.
6. lollers

[diego]

1. 24
2. 24
3. 24
4. 24
5. 24
6. 24

[ek]

4. ek is a faggot

true story.

[MKJ]

1. 24
2. 24
3. 24
4. 24
5. 24
6. 24

[Turing]

1) 8
2) 16
3) 17
4) 17
5) 16
6) 20

[4days]

1. dunno, always been a wanker
2. 15
3. 18
4. nope
5. 11
6. dunno, always been altruistic

this is great, we should swap cake recipes next.

[Underpants?]

1. 32
2. 15
3. not yet but my stars! someday, maybe!
4. nigga, what?
5. 13
6. 15 - later bloomer

[plained]

fuc man ek you really interested ey