Pardon my blunted aspect,

[Underpants?]

but the new girl in accounting is wearing a sheer summer dress above the knee. I try to ignore it but she wears those mids that clap--so when she passes outside my doorway I find myself mesmerically craning my neck, lost in the ephemeral cut of her well-defined calves. It's from there, inevitably, I find that one's eyes lose purchase and slip hopelessly up to the perfect, upside-down shaped heart switching relentlessly beneath the sinewy fabric.

Anyone else have a magnetic personality tearing apart the sanctity of focus and determination today?

[MKJ]

all the time

[dzjepp]

You have one ball, she dosen't want you

[dzjepp]

LOL OUCH

[Ryoki]

There's a semi-hot lesbian here that spends her smoke breaks relating tales about her girlfriend and monkies (for some reason), does that count?

[seremtan]

so some girl with a nice arse is distracting you from your Excel spreadsheets or whatever zygotically-challenged activity you indulge in during office hours

and she's an accountant

:/

[GONNAFISTYA]

You have one ball, she dosen't want you

dj jizzy depp

[Underpants?]

so some girl with a nice arse is distracting you from your Excel spreadsheets or whatever zygotically-challenged activity you indulge in during office hours

and she's an accountant

:/

I know, bean-counters aren't usually like that. however, this one's a triathalete.
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[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

but the new girl in accounting is wearing a sheer summer dress above the knee. I try to ignore it but she wears those mids that clap--so when she passes outside my doorway I find myself mesmerically craning my neck, lost in the ephemeral cut of her well-defined calves. It's from there, inevitably, I find that one's eyes lose purchase and slip hopelessly up to the perfect, upside-down shaped heart switching relentlessly beneath the sinewy fabric.

Anyone else have a magnetic personality tearing apart the sanctity of focus and determination today?

stick your peepee in her bumbum

[R00k]

so some girl with a nice arse is distracting you from your Excel spreadsheets or whatever zygotically-challenged activity you indulge in during office hours

and she's an accountant

:/

I know, bean-counters aren't usually like that. however, this one's a triathalete.
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My girl was a finance manager when I met her - at work, no less.

Now she's a controller at a different company.

She's also a marathon runner with sexy calves.

In other words, yes I can identify.

[Underpants?]

no shit--I never would have marked her as a bean-counter. Poor thing, I won't let on that I know next time we stop in at the CCF for some frosties.

[Underpants?]

all the time

I've just turned her down to take a break together at the Bolder Boulder store to do a pre-run qualifier. She looks at me strangely now, but I can't wander off alone with a girl that hot and not get pinned as a sinner.

[Underpants?]

but the new girl in accounting is wearing a sheer summer dress above the knee. I try to ignore it but she wears those mids that clap--so when she passes outside my doorway I find myself mesmerically craning my neck, lost in the ephemeral cut of her well-defined calves. It's from there, inevitably, I find that one's eyes lose purchase and slip hopelessly up to the perfect, upside-down shaped heart switching relentlessly beneath the sinewy fabric.

Anyone else have a magnetic personality tearing apart the sanctity of focus and determination today?

stick your peepee in her bumbum

not in this lifetime, i've already got the girl of my dreams. This one's just considered... landscaping

[R00k]

no shit--I never would have marked her as a bean-counter. Poor thing, I won't let on that I know next time we stop in at the CCF for some frosties.

Good man. :icon14:

[Massive Quasars]

A Viagra commercial tells me you can only have one great passion in life, and for most I tend to agree.

Spare your remaining bollock the torment, lop it off and end these idle distractions once and for all.

[Underpants?]

My friend, passion comes not from the nuts, but the heart.
I believe that is a johnathon livingston seagull quote