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Doombrain
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Post by Doombrain »

Grudge wrote:
Doombrain wrote:lol so after all the 'artist' shit i was right, you make front-ends for back office systems like SAP.
no, that's an "interface designer", it's all clearly explained in the wikipedia entry
no no, IU design. great.
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Post by xer0s »

Grudge wrote:
Doombrain wrote:lol so after all the 'artist' shit i was right, you make front-ends for back office systems like SAP.
no, that's an "interface designer", it's all clearly explained in the wikipedia entry
You still haven't explained exactly what you do. Is it that boring?
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Post by Doombrain »

i don't know what his problem is with me :(
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Post by xer0s »

take a hint.
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Post by Doombrain »

ohhh, bitch
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Post by Grudge »

You do realize that Doombrain is only trolling me?

But sure, I design interfaces for different products. I do research on the users of the product, how they use it and what they think about it. Then I use that knowledge to design how the interface will behave and how the user will be able to achieve his or her goals when interacting with the product. Sometimes I work together with graphic designers and industrial designers, sometimes I do the graphic design and product design myself, it all depends on the product. This last year I've for example been working with navigation software for mobile devices, an infotainment system for premium brand cars, a dialysis machine, a maneuvering console for operating hydraulic ramps onboard Ro-Ro vessels, and right now I'm designing a cluster display system for long-haul trucks and buses.
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Post by plained »

i said alreadys.

holy mackeral ey years of nuro's whatever and would you believe that this level of student augues that piss is clean/sterile

:olo: the future
it is about time!
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Post by Doombrain »

see? frontend for back office.

GG, sounds like fun
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Post by xer0s »

Grudge wrote:You do realize that Doombrain is only trolling me?

But sure, I design interfaces for different products. I do research on the users of the product, how they use it and what they think about it. Then I use that knowledge to design how the interface will behave and how the user will be able to achieve his or her goals when interacting with the product. Sometimes I work together with graphic designers and industrial designers, sometimes I do the graphic design and product design myself, it all depends on the product. This last year I've for example been working with navigation software for mobile devices, an infotainment system for premium brand cars, a dialysis machine, a maneuvering console for operating hydraulic ramps onboard Ro-Ro vessels, and right now I'm designing a cluster display system for long-haul trucks and buses.
:icon29: Sorry I asked...
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Post by Grudge »

Sure, mr corporate official in charge of overseeing and managing compliance issues within an organization, ensuring, for example, that a company is complying with regulatory requirements, and that the company and its employees are complying with internal policies and procedures.... zzzzzzz.....
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Post by xer0s »

You obviously misunderstood the wiki. :olo:
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Post by Nightshade »

Grudge wrote:You do realize that Doombrain is only trolling me?

But sure, I design interfaces for different products. I do research on the users of the product, how they use it and what they think about it. Then I use that knowledge to design how the interface will behave and how the user will be able to achieve his or her goals when interacting with the product. Sometimes I work together with graphic designers and industrial designers, sometimes I do the graphic design and product design myself, it all depends on the product. This last year I've for example been working with navigation software for mobile devices, an infotainment system for premium brand cars, a dialysis machine, a maneuvering console for operating hydraulic ramps onboard Ro-Ro vessels, and right now I'm designing a cluster display system for long-haul trucks and buses.
That sounds absolutely awesome. :icon14:
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Post by Grudge »

xer0s wrote:You obviously misunderstood the wiki. :olo:
please enlighten me then
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Post by xer0s »

Grudge wrote:
xer0s wrote:You obviously misunderstood the wiki. :olo:
please enlighten me then
I boss little boys like you around and make more bank than you doing it.
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Post by Grudge »

I'm guessing you just got your first real job and your first real paycheck and now you feel that that somehow makes you special, am I right?
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

bikkeldesnikkel wrote: I love the inner workings of the brain. Have you heard about the simulation of a brain hemisphere of a mouse? Done on the blue supercomputer w/ 4096 cpu's. You think this is a correct representation?

here's the paper http://www.modha.org/papers/rj10404.pdf
thanks for that - had heard about that. Yea neural simulations are becoming hot stuff. The model described in that paper looks pretty advanced, though I'm not very familiar with this field (though I'll be encountering it a lot in my lab next year).
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Post by xer0s »

Grudge wrote:I'm guessing you just got your first real job and your first real paycheck and now you feel that that somehow makes you special, am I right?
Wrong. But you'll be leaving with some great parting gifts...
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Post by Grudge »

How much have you been drinking today?
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Post by xer0s »

None, I'm at work. :olo:
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Post by 4days »

Grudge wrote:I'm guessing you just got your first real job and your first real paycheck and now you feel that that somehow makes you special, am I right?
that or a wave of bitterness passed over him as another of his 'little boys' moved on up the ladder.
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Post by i think i am »

I should say musician, not student. Student really isn't a profession is it : /
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Post by Fender »

Officially a software developer (Java), aspiring software architect. MS in Computer Engineering. I've been programming computers since I was 8 years old, so 27 nears now.
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Post by tnf »

werldhed wrote:Immunologist/Cancer Scientist (grad student)
I once wore that hat. :tear:

Now I'm a lowly teacher.

How about this too - jobs that you've had:

Lifeguard/swimming instructor/pool manager
Subway sandwich artist (for 2 days)
Lawnmower operator
Grunt at a subsidiary of Bayer pharmaceutical
Grunt at a cabinet manufacturer
Technical Writer/Editor
Contracted writer for biology textbook materials
Research assistant for a doc looking at causes of diabetic glomerular hyperfiltration
Doorman for the stereotypical Irish pub/sports bar (job requirement - ability to say "Two dollars and picture ID")
feedback
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Post by feedback »

Conditioning and strength specialist, personal trainer
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Post by Nightshade »

Jobs I've had:
Dish dog/pizza & prep cook/closer(3 different places)
Groundman for an arborist
Lawnmower man
Unloader for UPS
US Goddamned Marine Rifleman and Electronics Technician
Test Engineering Tech/Test Support Engineer
Semiconductor Equipment Maintenance Tech/Process Engineer
Electrical Engineer
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