War on birds?

Post by **Captain** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:34 pm

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job."

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President's sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.

Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, "It was his lucky day…everyone knows that's a sign of good luck."

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/05/2 ... onference/

lol, ABC can turn even birdshit into a pro-Bush spectacle.

Post by **xer0s** » Fri May 25, 2007 6:37 pm

Birds were once dinosaurs.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri May 25, 2007 7:43 pm

dinosaurs were once jews...

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:14 pm

getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?

Post by **R00k** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:20 pm

riddla wrote:crapstain magPa posted a crapstain thread

:icon27:

Post by **Captain** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:34 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?

Shameless ABC plug.

riddla wrote:crapstain magPa posted a crapstain thread

Make sense right this moment or I'll feed your carcass to Kenya.

Post by **Grudge** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:36 pm

phantasmagoria wrote:getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?

lol, I thought it was the opposite? I've never heard that it was supposed to be a good thing?

Post by **Foo** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:43 pm

Post by **Doombrain** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:45 pm

Post by **xer0s** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:46 pm

Psychedelic.

Post by **plained** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:46 pm

embitterd into spamming ffs

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:24 pm

[LOL NIGGERS]

Post by **Captain** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:14 am

Ooh, I get it now - the fat, anal-dwelling ape made a funny.

Post by **Sanction** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:09 am

phantasmagoria wrote:getting shat on by a bird is superstitiously good luck. what's your point?

so this kid is a rabbit's foot?

Post by **Grudge** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:25 am

wtf, you can see a trail of bird shit along the path he's been running. that has to be some seriously aggressive birds

Post by **plained** » Sun May 27, 2007 12:50 pm

i guess when you runn to close to thier nests they fly out and attack. or in thier mind, protect the nesting baby birdies!

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:12 pm

Too bad it wasn't a romulan warbird, amirite?

Post by **Foo** » Sun May 27, 2007 4:04 pm

itt fat trek nerd

Post by **Doombrain** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:42 am

plained wrote:i guess when you runn to close to thier nests they fly out and attack. or in thier mind, protect the nesting baby birdies!

shut up you cunt

Post by **LawL** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:49 am

So bitter.

Post by **plained** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:22 pm

Doombrain wrote:
plained wrote:i guess when you runn to close to thier nests they fly out and attack. or in thier mind, protect the nesting baby birdies!
shut up you cunt

pop goes the weasel

again