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[Foo]

I'm back at the parents' place overnight and my bedroom is crawling with spiders. What the feck? Summer heat must have brought them in through the loft space or something. There's little clusters of them in the corners of the room.

Its a fecking good job I've been starting to work my way out of severe arachnophobia.... I'm getting used to ones about this size. But this is a bit of a test.

Filthy scuttering furry-legged fuckers.

[Dave]

Spiders kill other crap you don't want in the house.. unless they're biting you at night on your pecker, leave them be.

[Foo]

Right but I'm OK with all the other bugs, just not the spiders.

Eh, I just shook my bedsheet off and about 5 fell out.

[Sanction]

My parent's house is the same way. The largest, ugliest, black spiders are always waiting for me in the basement when I come in or leave. The years they didn't have spider problems, they had bat problems.

[bitWISE]

Clearly, your moms are witches.

[Foo]

I learned from our last house that the state of the garden = the number of spiders in the house.

If you've got a shitty garden full of bushes and/or overgrown, you'll have a house full of random big spiders. But with a well kept lawn and seasonals, you get a lighter volume of the smaller ones.

Plus you get more if you have a cellar or if you're in the middle of the country.

I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.

[Scourge]

I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.

Missed opportunity.

[seremtan]

just make sure you don't store any nuclear material in the house. i hear that makes them grow to the size of humvees and eat screaming women

[feedback]

My parent's house is the same way. The largest, ugliest, black spiders are always waiting for me in the basement when I come in or leave. The years they didn't have spider problems, they had bat problems.

This made me laugh for some reason

[+JuggerNaut+]

I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.

Missed opportunity.

haha

[Deathshroud]

Just think how many are crawling into your mouth at night, and you don't even feel them!

[Cyanex]

Tastey snacks!

[stocktroll]

besides my garage i have never seen a spider in my mouse
heck the only bugs i have ever seen is a fly or mosquito when some fag left the door open too long

[ajerara]

I just came back from a friend's in Arizona, they have scorpions to contend with, those things can f- you up if they sting you.

[Tsakali_]

did you get to hear the sound of the cacti in a gentle breeze?

[JB]

i hear of tarantulas in Arizona laying eggs in saguro cacti, then they spiduh babies get too big to live in it and the cactus pops like a wart on Foos mums face. Creeeeeeepeeeeeee

[Tsakali_]

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[plained]

I learned from our last house that the state of the garden = the number of spiders in the house.

If you've got a shitty garden full of bushes and/or overgrown, you'll have a house full of random big spiders. But with a well kept lawn and seasonals, you get a lighter volume of the smaller ones.

Plus you get more if you have a cellar or if you're in the middle of the country.

I need to get a pet cat. They're great at chasing big spiders.

thats some fucking funny ass shit! great science there!

[Transient]

Eh, I just shook my bedsheet off and about 5 fell out.

That's a bit much.

[MKJ]

Just think how many are crawling into your mouth at night, and you don't even feel them!

stop

[+JuggerNaut+]

hey! don't forget about these little guys!!!!

[Ryoki]

Aww :lub:

[Pauly]

Spiders are like gays. Creepy and unwanted in my bed.

[Dark Metal]

Spiders are like gays. Creepy and unwanted in my bed yet I still end up with one in my mouth every once in a while.

[Pauly]

Spiders are like gays. Shoot silk out of their arse and climb up drainpipes..