Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful

Post by **losCHUNK** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:59 pm

women. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous, like me, you might like to try an underlay

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:22 am

i think you forgot the funny

Post by **Cyanex** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:45 am

old..?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:29 pm

go home

Post by **Cyanex** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:11 pm

no you

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:33 am

now what ?

Post by **ForM** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:40 am

Lock?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:00 pm

now what ?

Post by **Foo** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:02 pm

MKJ wrote:i think you forgot the funny

has to be said out loud in faux-british-upper-middle-class-used-car-salesman-while-wearing-cheap-suit-voice.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:48 pm

well that turned my frown right upsidedown !

Post by **l0g1c** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:00 pm

UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY! YEEEEHAAA!

Post by **andyman** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:45 am

watch that rugburn