why grass is green

Post by **bork[e]** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:16 am

Green grass actually comes from elves, who are themselves green. They sprinkle faerie dust over the earth at night and some lands on plants and turns them green. In the Winter, the elves hybernate so grass is usually brown during this time. But, in Spring time, the elves come back out and start sprinkling again and tinkling all over the grass, which is great fertilizer.

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:42 am

um, fuck off?

Post by **GONNAFISTYA** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:13 pm

theoneandonly wrote:blah

Seriously...I didn't read a word of anything in this or any of your other posts but I'm sure it's all blathering bullshit I'm glad I didn't read.