How fast is your mile?

Post by **stocktroll** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:58 am

rofl you are a moron
i was even being conservative
thats not even fast enough to win a high school track meet

right now i run for heart rate and overall time but im sure i can still hit a 15 minute 5K if i work at it

but maybe im just naturally awesome unlike yall homos i even still have my natural 6 pack since i was like 13 without even trying

Post by **Eraser** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:12 pm

I read that as How fast is your smile?

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:31 pm

stocktroll wrote:rofl you are a moron
i was even being conservative
thats not even fast enough to win a high school track meet

right now i run for heart rate and overall time but im sure i can still hit a 15 minute 5K if i work at it

but maybe im just naturally awesome unlike yall homos i even still have my natural 6 pack since i was like 13 without even trying

As I said, you're so full of shit you squeak.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:35 pm

Just in case you're just tuning in, cockholl is stating that every non-obese man should be able to run fast enough to win a high school track meet.

Also, he's a complete retard.

Post by **R00k** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:21 pm

Nothing new there.

The fastest I ever ran a mile was around 5:30, but that was when I was running cross country in high school, doing 3-mile races.

I haven't done any real running since then, because I can't stand it.

Post by **MaCaBr3** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:34 pm

2 hours

Post by **Denz** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:34 pm

I think he should run the NYC Marathon.

Post by **bitWISE** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:47 pm

When I ran track in 8th grade I would take first with times around 5:24. Now...fuck I couldn't even run a mile.

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:05 pm

stocktroll wrote:lol you noobs
anything under 6 minutes is inexcusable

over

dumbshit

Post by **tnf** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:38 pm

Grandpa Stu wrote:i honestly can't understand how people can stand to take steroids. i had to take a fairly moderate dosage of steroids for 2 weeks to get my poison oak infection under control and i hated it. sure i had lots of energy and the motivation to go throw shit around but it fucked up my sleep cycle and made me cranky as hell. i actually started shit for no reasone which is way out of character for me. anything that fucks with hormones like that is bad in my book.

those are different types of steriods. you took corticosteroids. Not anabolic ones. Not sure what was making you cranky, but it wasn't roid rage. So yea, whatever reason that you started shit wasn't the medication. Maybe it was some pent up rage that was looking for a reason to come out, and this provided a convenient reason. I always knew you had the rage in you young one.

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:42 pm

R00k wrote: The fastest I ever ran a mile was around 5:30, but that was when I was running cross country in high school, doing 3-mile races.

Wow, you must be some sort of fucking hippo then.

Post by **stocktroll** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:49 pm

Nightshade wrote:Just in case you're just tuning in, cockholl is stating that every non-obese man should be able to run fast enough to win a high school track meet.
Also, he's a complete retard.

retard you act like im lying because i said i can run 3 miles at a 6 minute/mile pace when thats not even "very fast"

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:50 pm

feedback wrote: p.s. who the fuck cares about steroids in baseball? How the fuck do you cheat in baseball? You hit a fucking ball with a stick - joe rogan

heh that was a good interview

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:55 pm

stocktroll wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Just in case you're just tuning in, cockholl is stating that every non-obese man should be able to run fast enough to win a high school track meet.
Also, he's a complete retard.
retard you act like im lying because i said i can run 3 miles at a 6 minute/mile pace when thats not even "very fast"

No, the fact that I think you're full of shit is beside the point. What's funny is the fact that you're claiming that any non-obese man can run fast enough to win a high school track meet, dumbfuck.

But yeah, you are completely full of shit.

Post by **scared?** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:03 pm

running is for morons and cancer patients...

Post by **vileliquid1026** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:07 pm

Denz wrote:4 days 2 hours 37 mins and 13 seconds

That would be me because I would be in the hospital for 4 days because I smoke too much...

Post by **stocktroll** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:15 pm

i never said that faggot
what kind of homo gets their feelings hurt that a guy over the internet is stronger, faster, smarter, and richer than them

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:17 pm

Apparently you can't read or understand your own posts now. Not that I find that surprising.

Honestly, what kind of homo needs to lie about how strong, fast, smart, and rich they are?

Post by **scared?** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:18 pm

i'm faster, stronger and richer than all of u...jellus?...

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:19 pm

scared? wrote:my wife is faster, stronger and richer than all of u...jellus?...

I heard she has a bigger dick than you, too.

Post by **scared?** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:22 pm

well when ur married u become one so...jellus?...

Post by **menkent** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:42 pm

stocktroll wrote:im sure i can still hit a 15 minute 5K if i work at it

but maybe im just naturally awesome

no, as stated by so many people here, you're a fucking idiot. that's not 6 minute miles - that's 4:40 miles. three in a row and then an extra 200m.

and for the record, that time (15:00.00) would have placed fifth this year at high school nationals in the US. link: http://www.dyestat.com//?pg=us2007Outdo ... esultsBoys

that is far, far beyond someone being even in very good shape.

Post by **stocktroll** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:00 pm

if you actually read i never said that i said 3 miles at 6 minute pace and i know how fast a 15minute 5K is but i stand that if i work at it yes i can do it

Post by **Nightshade** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:18 pm

Oh stfu you cellphowning retard.

Post by **menkent** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:36 pm

stocktroll wrote:if you actually read i never said that i said 3 miles at 6 minute pace and i know how fast a 15minute 5K is but i stand that if i work at it yes i can do it

sure, and IF you tried real hard you could become president, pilot a mission to mars, learn the secret art of ninjitsu, and levitate. you just don't want to. :icon14:

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