since it means jack shit to me... (Potter spoiler?)

Post by **Turbine** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:53 pm

Great plan. :icon26:

So, whats the ending? Who dies? Who fucks who?

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:57 pm

riddla, please video tape this.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:01 pm

spoiler below, warned

Hermione dies. Scream it as clearly as you can, it'll take a second or two to register, and then the comedy begins.

Post by **Grudge** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:02 pm

your answer is in the Void

Post by **seremtan** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:26 pm

old...

Post by **Mogul** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:09 pm

OK, so is that really it? Hermione dies? Nothing else?

Post by **ajerara** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:41 am

good riddance.

Post by **Cooldown** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:04 am

riddla wrote: youtube vid where he screamed "snape kills dumbledore" and then watched the nerd rage manifest itself. Hilarity should ensue.

said video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ossbPGIVikU

Post by **xer0s** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:08 pm

Who is Hermione?

Post by **stocktroll** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:14 pm

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:18 pm

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cockholl's mating call.

Post by **Big Kahuna Burger** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:26 pm

How would people know who dies? There's no way the book's been leaked. They keep it in a vault for christ's sake.

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:30 pm

It's been leaked, somebody fucked up and sent the books to distributers way too early iirc.

Post by **Big Kahuna Burger** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:37 pm

No shit? Wow. I have a friend who's a copy editor for Scholastic in NYC. When she edited it they locked her in a huge vault with an armed guard. She was telling me about all their other safeguards against it getting leaked, like only using typewriters and armored cars and whatnot.

That sucks for Scholastic. But now that it's leaked, does Hermoine die? If so, it's going to be my facebook status

Post by **Ryoki** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:52 pm

Some googling tells me yes.

And damn, armored cars and armed guards for a kids book. Lol.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:13 pm

I revealed the hermione thing like a month ago...

Post by **I cant spell u** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:12 am

voldemort kills snape
harry marrys ginny and has 3 kids
dobby dies too
so does bellatrix or whatever his name is
ron dies, or fred, whatever that red haired kid's name is.

Post by **Kills On Site** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:51 am

Harry, Ron and Hermione live. Ron and Ginny marry and have kids, and I'm pretty sure Hermione and Ron marry and have kids. (I only read the epilouge)

Post by **seremtan** » Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:07 am

oh ffs people

Burbage dies on pg12
Hedwig dies on pg56
Mad-Eye dies on pg78
Scrimgeour dies on pg159
Wormtail dies on pg471
Dobby dies on pg476
Voldemort kills Snape on pg658

Hagrid, Malfoy, Neville survive.

Ron marries Hermione
Harry marries Ginny
Their children attend Hogwarts together

The final two sentences are: "The scar had not pained Harry for eighteen years. All was well."